I Became Famous in Showbiz Through Sheer Strength

[Silly, satisfying fun, a sure bet! My new book, *I Became Famous Around the World Through Alchemy*, is out!] After Lin Qi, the top assassin of the Dayu Dynasty, died, she discovered that she had transmigrated to the modern world and become a poor girl who had just been kicked out of her home. In this place called the twenty-first century, everyone is equal, obeys the law, and lives in harmony. The problem was, she discovered that everything she was good at was listed in the criminal code. To survive, she had no choice but to enter a talent competition. At the recording site, the director asked, "What special skills do you have?" The slender, pretty girl before him pondered for a few seconds, then hesitantly replied, "Assassination... does that count?" The entire crew and audience: "??" What kind of dangerous thing was that to say? Lin Qi attracted a group of fans with her looks, but she was often mocked for saying things that were way too chuuni. That was until the other girls on the show went viral for their looks and dancing. Lin Qi's trending topics, meanwhile, looked like this: #A Legendary Qinggong Master Appears on a Talent Show# #Martial Arts Master Says She Knows Her Stuff# #Female Idol Kicks Eight Ribs in a Thug's Chest to Pieces on the Street# #Woman Stops an Out-of-Control School Bus with Her Bare Hands# Haters: Where the hell did this martial arts master come from? The fans who had only meant to admire her looks: "???" Where was my cool, delicate, pretty little sister? After Lin Qi was kicked out of her home, the whole capital waited to watch her make a fool of herself. No one expected her to thrive in the entertainment industry. Someone sneered, "She's just an actress." At a banquet, however, they saw the eldest young master of the Yan family, whom they had been desperately currying favor with, following her around and carefully trying to please her: "Lin Qi, how about I buy you a helicopter? They don't have those where you're from, either. I'm sure you'll like it." They say that if Yan Che had had a tail that day, he would have wagged it like a helicopter rotor. Lin Qi even patted his head and spoke in the soothing tone one would use with a puppy: "Good boy. Let's not buy one just yet." Everyone: "???" The young master Yan was untouchable in public, but in private, he often dreamed that he had transmigrated into an ancient political-strategy novel, where he was... a dog picked up by the strongest tool of the villain's faction. The tool was a beautiful little fairy who killed without blinking when she was out and about. But she bathed him, brushed his fur, bought him toys, and gently held him while they slept. She happily raised him for three years. Then she died. He never had that dream again. Yan Che was distraught for a long time, until one day he saw a pretty female idol on Weibo's trending list. She was his little fairy. A charming, contrast-filled beauty from ancient times in the modern world X a young master who acts arrogant in public but is a devoted simp for his wife in private #ThePaperCharacterIHadACrushOnHasComeToTheRealWorld# A friendly reminder: 1. A silly, sweet, satisfying story. The characters aren't based on real people. The heroine is an idol who will fall in love, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing. 2. This is a fantasy contemporary romance, not realistic fiction! For the sake of drama, some logic may be sacrificed, so please don't take things too seriously! Cover art thanks to @SaltLemon Theme: Stand firm in your convictions and stay true to yourself