My Ability Is Called the Evil of This World

My name is Wangyue Jian, an ordinary transmigrator who earns a living with a pen. I live in Yokohama, have plenty of assets and lots of friends and family, and spend my days acting out a family sitcom. My dream in life is to have an endless supply of food. But the people working for me are a bunch of chronic procrastinators. They occasionally produce something, but it's always highbrow literary fiction in print. Me, who only likes light novels: ... *Chokes up.* Please note: 1. I didn't write the original story about the invincible hero well, so I'm starting over. 2. This story is also called My Transmigrated Life From Scratch. The heroine is a lazy fish. 3. A crossover of Touken Ranbu, special-effects versions of Bungou Stray Dogs, Type-Moon, and more. Tsukimi's prequel: The True Immortal of the Great Void (Honkai Impact 3rd) Great Teacher Akutagawa and Wang Xi: On the Compatibility of Love-Brained People and Great Writers (Bungo and Alchemist) Tsukimi's literary-world what-if: Records of a Great Writer (Bungo and Alchemist/crossover) My friend says they want to write a ten-way love triangle: After Killing the Male Lead (transmigrate into a book) Announcement: This story is expected to go premium this Saturday (December 5, 2020). A 10,000-word update will be released then, so please show your support, dear readers! Coming soon: (Crossover) Lady Shajo Wants Me to Confess Lady Shajo wants me to confess. But I think it's too early to get married. --By Akutagawa Ryunosuke Important: A crack pairing: the couple is Ouka and Great Teacher. Mutual feelings, a sweet little story. Theme: Success isn't something that only comes in the future. It begins the moment you decide to act, and builds steadily from there.