[Honghuang] Three Masters, No Water to Drink

When Taihe first became a disciple, she wondered which big shot in the primordial world had the honorific title Yuchen.

Later, her second martial uncle's attendant told her, "What's wrong with you? Who else could a trio with a dojo on Kunlun Mountain be, if not the Three Pure Ones?"

Taihe: ...

Who the hell could have imagined that the Three Pure Ones, set in stone as three brothers, would turn into three siblings!!!

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Mini-theater:

Q: What's it like to be a disciple of the Three Pure Ones?

A: Thanks for asking. I'm on Kunlun Mountain, and I just became their disciple. My master and martial uncles are beautiful and can fight. I'm so happy!

Notes:

1. Check the first image for content warnings.

2. Don't ask about the pairing. Whatever happens, happens.

3. That's it.

Announcement:

Since the author is greedy for money, this story will be going premium at noon on March 15. There'll be a 10,000-word chapter that day, so please show your support!

Fanfic starting April 3: (Crossover) The Dragon-Aotian Protagonist Doesn't Want to Talk

Xianxia novel in preparation: The Villainess Only Wants to Cultivate (Transmigrate into a Book)

Yue Changyao is a cultivation big shot with no emotions, completely absorbed in cultivation every single day.

But one day, someone tells her that she's actually a supporting character in a xianxia master-disciple romance. The male lead is her Dao companion, and the female lead is the new disciple her Dao companion has taken in.

Not only will you be cheated on, your Dao companion will force you to die, using you for everything you're worth before leaving you a worthless wreck!

Yue Changyao: ...?

Notes:

1. The heroine starts out as a max-level big shot, devoted to cultivation and devoid of emotion.

2. The male lead isn't in the blurb. It's someone else.

3. I'm serious about this being a wish-fulfillment story.

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