The Face-Blind Little Guy and the Big Movie Star

Si Jingyan stood outside the hotel, took off his sunglasses, and watched as the paparazzo who had been staking him out today once again ran after someone else with his camera.

Si Jingyan: Are you sure that paparazzo is really following me?

Agent: I looked into it. He really is following you.

Si Jingyan: Then tell me, how many times has he run after someone else in the middle of following me?

Agent: The fifth... or maybe the sixth?

Si Jingyan: ...What do you think the reason is this time?

Agent: Probably because... that person is wearing the same kind of top as you and sunglasses too?

Si Jingyan: Is my face really that hard to recognize?

Agent: Could you please stop doubting yourself over the strangest things?

■Reader advisory■

If you're a committed believer in both leads being sexually inexperienced,

who would defend that belief with every shred of your virtue,

please don't start this novel,

to avoid triggering the author's deranged plot twists

and harming innocent bystanders.

Other completed works:

Crossing the Line, original supernatural danmei, completed

Ghost Tamer, original danmei, completed

Aliens Stranded on Earth [Interstellar], completed

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