The Modern Martial Arts Alliance

Blurb

On his third day as the new leader of the martial arts world, the alliance chief, covered in injuries, hangs the "Modern Martial Arts Code of Conduct" in his office:

1. Don't break the law or disrupt public order.

2. Don't get into fights.

3. Cherish the martial arts alliance chief.

Our goal is to be civilized and courteous, harmonious and friendly, and become outstanding martial artists of the new era.

[This story has a bit of a goofy feel.]

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