Drifting Peach Blossoms

What should you do if you transmigrate?

Pick up your phone and call 110.

That's right. The moment Jian Ye transmigrated, he picked up his phone and called 110.

"Hello, how may we help you?"

"Um, I wanted to ask what you're supposed to do after transmigrating?"

"It's simple." The woman on the other end of the phone chuckled gently. "Go hang yourself from the southeast branch."

"..."

"Beep, beep, beep..."

Damn it!

------ Phone-kun has fallen in battle.

Jian Ye looked up at the endless sky and rubbed his eyes. I must have turned it on the wrong way!