Leader, Stop Fooling Around

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E had transmigrated to ancient times thirty years ago.

In those thirty years, she had been no good at anything, but she was always number one at causing trouble.

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's childhood friend (for the record: extremely handsome) plopped down on his knees before the strong and imposing Huangfu Ouyang Chu E, tears streaming down his face, and said, "A E, I won't marry anyone but you! I mean it!"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E pretended to be coy for a moment. While she was doing that, her childhood friend slipped away and became a monk that very night.

The childhood friend, driven to become a monk, said cheerfully, "Please go home, benefactor."

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E was dumbfounded. "I never said I wouldn't marry you! I'll marry you! I will! If you've got what it takes to become a monk, then you've got what it takes to return to secular life!"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's older brother (for the record: also extremely handsome) wrapped his arms around Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's leg, only to be dragged along the ground as she walked. "Stop hitting him! Stop! You're going to beat the prisoner to death! You're going to beat a confession out of him!"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E, who had been bumped into by the prisoner, sending him flying: "I didn't even touch him!"

Her older brother wailed in despair. "You've killed someone! You've killed someone!"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E: "No, I didn't even touch him! He ran into me himself! I didn't even touch him!"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's younger male cousin (for the record: not only is he extremely handsome, he is also extremely handsome) watched Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's expression fearfully, then spoke with the resolve of someone facing certain death. "C-C-C-Cousin... M-My mother told me to come... to come... and ask for a k-k-kiss."

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E took out the jewelry she had stolen from her cousin's mother. "It's all here. Take it back."

Cousin: "... ?"

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E thought, Did he see through me? Is there not enough here? Does he want me to return the stuff I stole before, too?

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E pulled out a few more fake pieces to pass off as the real thing. "That's everything. It's all here."

Cousin: "???"

After pulling out a few more genuine pieces, Huangfu Ouyang Chu E said, "I really have nothing left."

Her cousin's vision went black. "I was the one who almost had nothing left."

Huangfu Ouyang Chu E: "I want to be a good person."

System: (covers Huangfu Ouyang Chu E's mouth) "No, you don't."

Theme: Even when life does not go smoothly, face it with positivity and maintain an optimistic outlook.