Zoro, You Dropped Your Ring

A note in advance: This is a fanfiction set in Middle-earth, the world created by the great J.R.R. Tolkien!!!

Quietly changing the blurb.

The Orcs never expected Sauron, despite looking so respectable, to be such a hopeless romantic.

Wan Nian Ju Fen shouted at the top of his lungs, “Sauron! You're a good person!”

Sauron made a dazed sound. “Huh?”

After Sauron spent so long looking at Wan Nian Ju Fen, even the Orcs started looking handsome to him, while the Elves seemed plain.

Sauron couldn't help thinking, “Love me, love my kind, but loving one Orc and extending that love to the entire Orc race is a little... a little...”

A little... embarrassing.

Blurb for the sequel, Don't Wear That, Dark Lord, I'm Scared!

Sauron used to be a proud Dark Lord, until he met Wan Nian Ju Fen.

No need to say more. Sauron has now become an excellent retired Dark Lord.

He no longer hangs around Middle-earth.

However, even though Wan Nian Ju Fen and Sauron have been married for quite some time, he still can't quite understand how Wan Nian Ju Fen's mind works.

In Wan Nian Ju Fen's world, there's something called fanfiction. The Lord of the Rings fanfiction in particular has all sorts of strange pairings.

After marrying Sauron, Wan Nian Ju Fen happened to read a fanfic starring Sauron. He was both a little put off and unable to stop reading.

Well, now he only reads Sauron fanfiction.

Later, Wan Nian Ju Fen discovered that even Iluvatar reads Sauron fanfiction.

Later still, Wan Nian Ju Fen thought he would never return to Middle-earth, but then he transmigrated again.

But something is definitely wrong with this Middle-earth!

Husband, why are you embracing Melkor?

Why is Celebrimbor in your bed?

Wait, Thranduil is kissing you too?

Wow, you won't even leave Azog alone?

The real Wan Nian Ju Fen's husband, Sauron, looked at another Sauron who looked exactly like him and silently covered Wan Nian Ju Fen's eyes.

He couldn't help thinking to himself, I'm practically compatible with everyone.

Blurb for another completed novel, When a Traitor Appeared Among the Gods

Yi An transmigrated into an obscure web novel as a fake Goddess of Fate, ranked third from the bottom on the gods' power rankings.

The novel's protagonist, Yi Wen, was either beating up gods or on his way to beat up gods.

The novel had this line: “The lucky will always meet the Goddess of Fate at a crossroads.”

Oh no. This is bad.

With his off-the-charts luck, Yi Wen was bound to run into the Goddess of Fate all the time.

Yi An met Yi Wen. After thinking it over, she skillfully opened the script.

If you choose the road to the left: die.

If you choose the road to the right: keep your head down and survive.

Yi An closed the script, heartbroken.

The goddess wept.

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