Li Xiangliu is the protagonist, and he's in love with a villain.
The villain is calculating and ruthless, an out-and-out scoundrel who kills and robs without a second thought.
Before meeting the villain, Li Xiangliu hears that he's an eighty-year-old geezer, with graying hair and a body like a desiccated corpse. Not only did he kill his nine children, he's also plotting against the last prince.
Li Xiangliu, the last prince, decides on the spot to give this eighty-year-old king a little taste of a prince's shock and awe!
Li Xiangliu thinks: You old bastard, I'm going to make you cough up every last coin!
After meeting the villain, he discovers that he's a tall, slender, white-haired man with brown eyes and a flawless face. Li Xiangliu's heart races, his face flushes, and he can't take his eyes off him.
Then the villain glances at him nonchalantly.
Li Xiangliu: Haha, he must like me!
The villain holds a knife to his throat.
Li Xiangliu: Haha, he must have feelings for me!
The villain finally loses it: ...You idiot!
Li Xiangliu: Haha, he's getting worked up! He must love me!
When Li Xiangliu meets love (Heyue).
Li Xiangliu, overjoyed: I volunteer! I volunteer! I really, really volunteer!!!
Heyue: Thanks for the offer. I'm the villain, and I refuse to get involved with you.
Then love (Li Xiangliu) bursts through the door like a horror movie, chainsaw in hand.
Heyue: "..." Damn it.
Heyue is forced to volunteer.
Actually, to Li Xiangliu, this place is like a game that keeps repeating.
Li Xiangliu: What? Your programming doesn't include a line of code for loving me?
I'll add it myself.
It's the kind of story where the hero is protected by an invincible beginner's village, ignores the main quest, and stays at level one while still being unbeatable. He uses a bug to skip straight to the Demon King's room, then decides the Demon King totally matches his tastes (not that he does).
Hero (pulling out a ring): I don't know who you are, but marry me!
The furious Demon King: Who the hell are you?!
In the end, it turns out he's a speedrunner.
Protagonist: Forget your clothes! I've even stripped away your code! I've cleared this without taking damage over a thousand times, unlocked every achievement, and I know the bugs better than the programmers! Fighting bosses isn't fun anymore! The only fun is humiliating them...
Villain: Help! Don't come near me!
Key point: The protagonist is the pursuer (Li Xiangliu, cunning and completely shameless x Heyue, whose mouth is the only hard thing about him).
Cunning and completely shameless in the literal sense.
:D
P.S. The father-son relationship in the first mini-world is entirely fictional. The two are complete strangers meeting for the first time, with no blood relation whatsoever.
It's meant to feel like the structure of a murder-mystery role-playing game, where actors can't choose their roles, or like a group of strangers forced together to play house and make up a story...
Please feel free to send me your warnings, sweet readers. I think there are a lot of potentially upsetting elements too. If you'd like to read another story with the same core character setup, check out System Against the System.
One more thing: please don't imitate the protagonist's stalker behavior.
If you're not handsome enough, people will beat you up. If they really hate you, you might end up in prison.
Stalker behavior: do not imitate.
Theme: Cherish life and stay away from danger.
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After overthrowing the rule of the old king, can Li Xiangliu fall in love with Heyue??
You actually want to run away. You run away before you join V. You run away before you make money. Are you worthy of me?
I said that my previous name was not like this, it seemed that I was called Prince Xun Dad, and it was quite interesting to look at it in the profile. / I thought the name was too stupid before, and the 80-year-old father CP made me scared / I'm sorry, all I imagined was the sick real father, the old man / After changing the profile, I feel much better
After reading your column, I hope you won't be fooled (?д??)
Wuhu, Li Xiangliu Chong!
I am not in a hurry. I was caught fishing by my boss the day before yesterday. It was very embarrassing every time. My boss was very angry during the meeting after work. He left early yesterday and his face was not very good. Yesterday, there was a problem with the wiring at home. There was a power outage. My elder brother came to fix it. When he saw the house, he said why it was such a mess. I was so embarrassed. I wanted to disappear where he was. He told me to go to his house. I refused, and asked me to come over today. I refused again, and asked me to come over before leaving. I really wanted to refuse, but this was not good. After some mental adjustment, I successfully thickened my skin and got over it. Then the electricity broke down again at night. My mother called my aunt and asked me to go to her house. Now at my aunt's house, I find that it is very embarrassing every year in mid-July.
"The shy sight is vague and absent" is a big bug for the author~ Probably shy/astringent
O(*￣￣*)obeautiful
The author has written the plot so well that I don't know what the world is about. Sometimes I really can't understand 😭 😭. The damn author is like a teacher who gives questions but tears up the answers 😭
Why haven't you served the food yet? Honey