He Yue is a villain whose strongest ability is Word Spirit. He looks like a cool, aloof heartthrob, but inside he's a nonstop chatterbox and a vicious heckler.
When he meets the protagonist, he can't resist running his mouth: "Your mom will always get charged double at the grocery store."
The protagonist goes bankrupt, and gains an extra attribute: academic genius.
They meet again, and He Yue keeps running his mouth: "Your grandpa will always get criticized when he plays chess."
The protagonist gains another attribute: chess champion.
He just keeps roasting him: an orphaned protagonist.
The protagonist has to work hard, or he'll have no choice but to go home and inherit billions.
Later, He Yue tries to take the protagonist down with him.
"I'm going to die with you."
He Yue doesn't know whether the protagonist died.
All he knows is that he himself dropped dead on the spot.
First world: vampires. (The protagonist appears in Chapter 8~)
Later, He Yue sees the protagonist again.
He Yue: I fucking died! By now, I could've reincarnated already, so why won't you leave me alone?! Why won't you leave me alone! Why won't you leave me alone!!!
He Yue punches the protagonist several times and yells, "Who the hell are you?!"
The protagonist: This is the most you've ever talked to me.
The protagonist's eyes curve into a smile as he speaks with boundless tenderness.
"You must have me in your heart."
Later still, He Yue drops the act and declares that he'll kill the protagonist again.
He Yue: I don't care who you are. Sooner or later, my Word Spirit will kill you again.
The protagonist: So you've been paying attention to me for a long time.
The protagonist is even more moved.
"You absolutely like me!!!"
Second world: zombie apocalypse.
The protagonist plays a game and draws a He Yue who can be hugged.
The huggable He Yue jumps out of the phone and gives the protagonist a cool look: No kissing, only hugs!
The protagonist: ...Time to spend another eighty thousand.
While holding the huggable He Yue, the protagonist draws a kissable He Yue from the gacha too.
The kissable He Yue also jumps out of the phone and raises an eyebrow at the protagonist: No hugs, only kisses!
The protagonist nods like a chicken pecking at rice, then obediently combines the two He Yues by hand, turning them into one He Yue who can be hugged and kissed.
In truth, He Yue only wanted to become someone who was allowed neither hugs nor kisses (furious): ...You fucking cheated!
Third world: ABO.
The protagonist furrows his brow, realizing things aren't so simple.
The protagonist thinks He Yue can't resist: a sweet Omega or a cocky Alpha.
But what He Yue really can't resist is: Damn!!! That tyrant mech is so fucking cool.
He Yue is stunned.
The System is stunned.
The protagonist's happy triple refrain: You must have me in your heart! You absolutely like me! You definitely love me!
The System: Go tell him you love him, and get him to die twice more!!! (Spend on two more purchases!!!)
From then on, He Yue transmigrates into all kinds of worlds to fall in love with the protagonist.
Useless but hopelessly addicted heckler (bottom) x scheming, shameless love-struck fool (top)
The first world is a modern vampire setting!
The second world takes place during a zombie apocalypse~
The third world has an ABO setting~
The fourth world is ancient China.
I'm still picking the later worlds. I hope you enjoy these imaginative settings~ If you think it sounds fun, please add it to your favorites~ Thanks, lovely readers!
Comments from you lovely readers are very welcome!!!
Many thanks to the lovely reader [All Suffering Comes From Me] for making the cover!!!
The following is unrelated to the main story
For the other character setting, turn right to "Heartbroken, Not Having a Heart Attack"
A brand-new story told from Li Xiangliu's perspective...
It's all about shamelessness and falling for someone at first sight. The characters differ from those in this story, and the setting is different too, so the two are basically unrelated.
If, taking ten thousand steps back, that story ever gets finished, there may be a crossover extra.
(And if, taking a hundred thousand steps back, this story gets finished, there'll be a crossover extra too.)
P.S. The odds are slim.
Theme: Only by facing yourself can you keep improving and realize the meaning of life
Good guy, it's a combination of strong O and weak A
What is the main line of ABO? Fighting Zerg?
The title of this book is so fucking magical, hahaha. If the short sentence is not good, it will become: anti, system system system
Heyue: Come on, that's a mecha~
I contribute a resurrection coin! I just don't know if it can be used~
This attack is so funny. Hahahaha. He is a double standard dog.
It feels like Ah Yue doesn't really like the protagonist now, but she still keeps him by her side.
"The protagonist is shocked and quickly asks for advice..." This is a big bug for the author~
"The family is bankrupt and owes more than 100,000 yuan..." This is a big bug for the author~ 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
"He Yue also forgot about everything..." This is a big bug for the author~ 🐶🐶🐶🐶