Naruto: Temari Isn't Temari, She's a Nanny

The story of a fujoshi who ends up in Naruto as a nanny. I adore the little panda, but he's not the male lead. He's even more important than the male lead: he's a big sister-obsessed boy. This is Temari, who has no ambition beyond doting on the little panda. I don't want to change the story apart from the little panda's part. Sorry, I'm just not invested in the rest of you, says Temari. Shikamaru is the canon pairing, and I'm a ShikaTema supporter, so he's the male lead. Unfortunately, he's a male lead with a bit too little screen time. Naruto is there to be flirted with, Konoha is there to move the plot along, and everyone else is cannon fodder. She's not saintly, all-powerful, gloomy, self-destructive, or conflicted. It's still the flighty Temari, who even manages to raise a flighty little panda. (I have no love for Sasuke here, so fans of the little fan-shaped Uchiha should read with caution. Ahem, I don't love Itachi either.) That's all. ~~Thanks to Huan'er for making the cover~~ Theme: