[System] I Want to Delete Your System

Mu Bai is a twisted monster. His relationship with the System is: he wants nothing more than to twist the System's head off.

The System is a kind System. Its relationship with Mu Bai is: An idiot is an idiot. I have no words!

Mu Bai asked Number 1, "What kind of System are you?"

Number 1 smiled. "Programming System."

Mu Bai then asked Number 3, "What kind of System are you?"

Number 3 giggled. "Surveillance System."

After seeing the abilities of the Programming System, Surveillance System, sign-in System, reborn System, Dragon-Aotian System, Mary Sue System, Anti-System System... and so on, Mu Bai nearly pointed at his own useless System and yelled, "What kind of System are you?"

His own System gave a cold snort, then spoke in a very humanlike voice.

[Main System, thank you very much.]

After Mu Bai had courted death countless times, he was finally flagged as abnormal by more than a hundred Systems.

The words "Delete Completely" popped up like a virus, appearing frantically and rapidly in countless windows until they filled his entire field of vision.

With just one simple program, the System began devouring data on its own, turning every command that followed into "Delete."

The System glanced over, calmly clicked Ignore, and sent Mu Bai a message with even greater composure.

[Hey, it's exhausting having to play along with you.]

At his wit's end, Mu Bai cried, "Do Number 1, Number 3, the reborn person, the Dragon-Aotian, and the Mary Sue know that the ones being deleted are their Programming System, Surveillance System, reborn System, Dragon-Aotian System, and Mary Sue System?!"

The victimized Systems: ?

The Systems mentioned above may not all appear. They're just here to pad the numbers.

Original title: [System] Number 504

The whole story has been rewritten, but I've already written too much to bother locking the old version. If you find the plot suddenly cuts off, that's the old embarrassing history. Don't read it, it's painful to look at.

The rewrite is completely different from the old version. Mainly because I refuse to let my embarrassing past attack me!

Theme: Helping others gladly