Being an Imperial Consort Takes Skill

An early silly comedy. Read at your own risk!!! Bai Zheng is a military thug, through and through. He can do nothing but fight, so he loses his job. By chance, he gets his hands on a pheromone-altering serum and changes sex. The Empire's Second Prince takes a liking to him, so he puts on a wedding dress and gets married. Oh, come on! Author, get out here! I swear I'll beat you to death! What happened to my promised harem of three thousand and my glorious rise to the top?! You still want a harem? The Second Prince flashes a wicked smile and tosses out an S-rank mecha. Want it? Then lie back and let me top you. The military thug clutches his lower back and weeps: "Being an omega is a technical job!" Couple: cunning, powerful, and wicked seme x shameless, rough-and-tumble uncle-type uke P.S.: 1. Firmly 1v1 2. A cheerful, goofy comedy 3. A happy ending, now and forever My completed novels, Picked-Up Wolf Cub Flirts with Me Every Day and The Movie Emperor Insists on Pairing Up with Me, are available in my author profile. Go check them out! Please follow my new Esports novel, Today, the Captain Still Doesn't Want to Eat Chicken Ji Chunqing, current coach of ZL and former world champion. His skills are top-notch, but his tongue is sharp. Nan Yi, ZL's new captain. He's capable and full of potential, but arrogant. The two can't stand each other, so every day they push each other to the brink of either dying from rage or making the other die from rage. Just as their teammates start worrying that the two will eventually kill each other, Nan Yi finally grabs Ji Chunqing by the collar. Ji Chunqing sneers. "What? Want to fight?" Nan Yi really does want to shut that venomous mouth, but when he sees those thin lips right in front of him, his mind goes blank and he actually does shut them up. With his own mouth. Teammates: ??? #How to go from enemies in love to flirting like lovers# #Our captain went from being a cannon to being a jealous mess# #How to handle your coach becoming your sister-in-law and your captain becoming your teacher's wife# Literary blurb: Nan Yi thought Ji Chunqing was gunpowder, ready to explode at the slightest touch. Only after tasting him did he realize he was powdered sugar, fragrant and sweet. Ji Chunqing thought Nan Yi was a stray dog, biting everyone he met. Only after taming him did he realize he was a wolfdog who wouldn't leave no matter how much he was chased away. Theme: