I Thought I Was a Green Tea Drama Queen

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A flowerpot fell from the sky and hit Lu Qingzhou on the head, leaving him convinced that he was the male supporting character in a danmei novel. His only job was to act like a bratty green tea and do everything he could to seduce the male lead.

But where is the male lead?

Just then, a young man walked into the hospital room. "You're awake?"

Lu Qingzhou looked at the abstinent, handsome man before him. His breath caught, and he blurted out, "Hubby!"

Si Chong, who had just happened to pass by and rescued someone on a whim: ???

From then on, Lu Qingzhou did everything he could to get Si Chong's attention, faithfully playing the role of a bratty little green tea.

"I'm so jealous of whoever ends up with you. If I had a boyfriend like you, I'd die of happiness."

Lu Qingzhou sat up straight after saying this, ready for Si Chong to put him in his place.

But instead

Si Chong nodded in agreement. "So I suggest you make the first move. Don't let him have you all to himself."

Lu Qingzhou: ?

"I'm actually pretty easy to win over. Don't you want to give it a try?"

Lu Qingzhou: ???

Why isn't this going the way it was supposed to?

Much later, when Lu Qingzhou came to his senses, Si Chong, who had been a perfectly straight man, had turned gay. He'd even heard that they were dating.

Lu Qingzhou was so embarrassed he wanted to move to another planet.

He looked nervously at Si Chong. "How about... we break up?"

Si Chong, who knew the truth, gave a cold laugh. "Not a chance!"

[First version of the blurb, 2021/3/24]

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Yu Zhi had enjoyed twenty years of smooth sailing, with a successful career and a happy love life.

That changed when his boyfriend reunited with his wealthy birth parents and chose to marry for the sake of securing his position. Yu Zhi finally realized that his boyfriend had been using him all along.

Yu Zhi immediately ended the relationship and started looking for someone new all over town.

His first love, now his ex, came to his door with red-rimmed eyes. "With me around, do you really think anyone would dare get into your bed?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Dan, the fake young master of the Yan family, walked out of Yu Zhi's bedroom, wrapping an arm around Yu Zhi's waist with unmistakable affection.

"I thought I was the only one?"

The ex: ???

Yan Dan had been secretly in love with Yu Zhi for ten years. The lowest point in his life wasn't discovering that he was the Yan family's fake young master. It was watching helplessly as Yu Zhi got together with Zhang Xi.

When news of Zhang Xi's engagement spread throughout the city, everyone worried that Yan Dan would lose his place in the family.

Only Yan Dan's eyes lit up. He packed himself up and delivered himself to Yu Zhi's bed that very night.

After their night of passion, Yu Zhi lit a cigarette. "All right, tell me how you want me to help you."

Yan Dan: "Are you looking for a canary? Buyout contract, with a ten-year minimum bid."

Yu Zhi: ?

Everyone knew Yu Zhi had found a new lover, but no one expected him to be the Yan family's fake young master.

Yan Dan was handsome, great in bed, and incredibly strong. His only problem was that he was a bit of a show-off.

The ex was so jealous his eyes practically bled. He glared at Yan Dan. "What's there to be proud of? You're just my replacement!"

Yan Dan didn't care. "I'm proud to be the replacement. You can be as jealous as you like, but you can't have him. Yu Zhi treats me really well. If you don't like it, challenge me to a fight!"

Theme: Move forward bravely and face danger head-on.