Question on Zhihu: After a breakup, how do you keep your dignity in front of your ex?
Tang Sifan: Give him a luxury urn with double reinforcement, leather wrapping, and a gold-stamped logo :)
He Xun is a three-time Best Actor on the surface, but behind the scenes, he's the ex-boyfriend of someone who was supposed to have "died young."
During one of He Xun's charity livestreams, an unfamiliar ID suddenly appeared and splashed hundreds of thousands of yuan, taking the top spot on the leaderboard.
He Xun glanced at the ID, and his eyelid twitched. It was his ex, Tang Sifan, the person he'd sworn never to speak to again.
A live call connected, and a little face that looked like a combination of the two of them appeared on screen.
He Xun: ...?
The comments instantly exploded.
[He Xun's kid? So cute!]
[Hello, my child I've never met! [doge]]
[Auntie's giving you a kiss!]
In a babyish voice, the little one said, "My dad invited you to join a variety show."
He Xun was full of suspicion and hadn't even had a chance to speak when the image shifted to show a man behind the child. His features were exquisite, his cheeks flushed, and it was obvious he'd been drinking.
"He Xun? Hmph, even a dog wouldn't bother with him."
"That new flowerpot at home looks nice. It'd make a perfect urn for He Xun."
"Those SpongeBob underwear he loves? I was the one who bought them for him!"
The few sentences revealed an explosive amount of information, and the topic shot up the trending list.
#Has He Xun agreed to join the variety show yet?#
[I'm dying. If the Best Actor agrees, I'll eat my keyboard upside down!]
He Xun V: Thanks for the invitation. I'm on my way.
Netizens: ???
After transmigrating, Mimi discovered that the world she'd lived in was actually a male pregnancy fanfic. In the real world, the two male leads had broken up two years ago, and their reunion had been postponed indefinitely.
Mimi's little body trembled. "Oh no, I don't even exist! QAQ"
To avoid becoming an orphan, Mimi clenched her tiny fists. "Leave protecting this family to me!"
On the day of the variety show, He Xun received a private message from Tang Sifan.
[Whoever turns back first is a dog.]
Half an hour later, the little kid who looked like a combination of the two of them knocked on He Xun's door.
"Please," Mimi said seriously, holding up a pet collar. "You don't want to be without a wife, right?"
He Xun: ???
On the Nth day of the show, netizens asked: Let me see what new tricks He Xun and the kid have come up with to win back his wife!
Note: 1. The breakup was caused by a misunderstanding!
2. No characters in the story are based on real people!
Upcoming story: Raising the Male Lead After Being Reborn as a Sickly Beauty
Ji Jingtang spent his whole life exhausting himself for his family, working himself to the bone. He never imagined that everyone would betray him in the end, framing and imprisoning him until he died without a whole corpse.
Reborn, Ji Jingtang discovered that he was in a BL power fantasy novel, and that the true male lead was Huo Qishan, the husband of his spineless nephew. His death had been nothing more than a stepping stone for Huo Qishan to inherit the Ji family's fortune.
In other words, if he wanted to survive, he had to cling to the male lead.
But Ji Jingtang refused. He wouldn't cling to the male lead. He'd make the male lead come clinging to him.
He would make Huo Qishan fear him, desire him, and depend on him. In the end, he would make him submit.
Everyone said he was born wicked. Well, he didn't mind being wicked one more time.
In three days, Huo Qishan and his nephew would be celebrating their wedding night. After drinking a glass of spiked wine, Huo Qishan would naturally "stumble" into Ji Jingtang's bed.
No one knew that when Huo Qishan had struggled in the abyss, Ji Jingtang was the moon shining in the clouds that he gazed up at. He had climbed at any cost, just so that one day he could stand by his side.
But a fire took Ji Jingtang's life, burning away Huo Qishan's last shred of hope along with it.
Reborn, Huo Qishan didn't want to wait any longer. He would bind Ji Jingtang with love and desire, imprison him with his body, and hold him firmly in his grasp.
In three days, it would be his wedding night.
Then he would accidentally drink too much, enter the wrong room, and climb into the wrong bed...
The day after the wedding, the Ji family's nephew vanished, and everyone rushed to search for him.
No one knew that in a dim room, Ji Jingtang, the decisive head of the Ji family, was covered in bruises as he raised his hand and slapped the man kneeling before him.
"You bastard! Open your damn eyes and look at who I am!"
The man lowered his head slightly, his back straight.
"Uncle, Qishan knows he was wrong."
It looked like a misunderstanding, but both men had their own agendas.
Theme: Face hardship head-on and keep moving forward.
Ah, one night back before liberation
This stupid kid is so short-sighted, right?
Wow! Madam, I want the next chapter
Teacher Tang, is this allowed to be said?
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If you're pretending, then you can make him your real boyfriend!!!
Great, keep up the good work!?
Damn, can you continue to update?
After a few months of updating one chapter, it's completely unfinished.
What story do you want me to listen to?