[Under revision. It'll be posted once the edits are done.]
Good news: The one I've searched for all these years, my long-lost first love, has returned to the country.
Bad news: My first love is now my younger brother's boyfriend.
Unaware of the truth, my younger brother went on and on about how wonderful their relationship was and how they'd come back to get engaged as soon as possible.
It was almost like he was showing off.
Zhuang Yixian (top), usually calm and restrained, kept his expression unruffled, but inside he was consumed by jealousy.
Marriage? Absolutely not. As head of the family, Zhuang Yixian flatly refused his younger brother's request to marry.
That alone wasn't nearly enough.
His younger brother said he was determined to make his first love part of their family.
After thinking it over, maybe that wasn't impossible.
Of course...
It would have to be in another way.
*
Less than six months after returning to the country, Li Yichi and Lu Zhixiao had a sudden, devastating breakup.
Li Yichi was heartbroken, but at least his big brother was there to comfort him.
Zhuang Yixian: "Adults need to give their partners room to breathe. Don't contact him for now. Wait until you've both calmed down before you talk."
Li Yichi was touched. His big brother was busy preparing to propose, but still made time to worry about him.
But his big brother didn't know that a new male vixen had recently appeared by Lu Zhixiao's side. Supposedly rich, handsome, and a master of the game. If Li Yichi didn't hurry, he'd really lose him.
Li Yichi secretly followed Lu Zhixiao and finally caught him in the act.
Li Yichi leaped out. "Where'd you come from, you homewrecker? How dare you steal my man!"
Zhuang Yixian turned around, and their eyes met.
Li Yichi: ???
#My brother's cheating on my sister-in-law with my boyfriend?!#
#...Wait a second#
#Damn it! My sister-in-law is actually my boyfriend!!!#
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Next story: Online Dating My CEO Boss While Cross-Dressing
Yu Sixian graduated from a prestigious university and is exceptionally talented. As the top assistant at Shengsheng Group, he is the indispensable right-hand man of the general manager.
One day, Assistant Yu discovers that the world he lives in is actually a novel.
His boss, Yan Suixi, is the novel's devoted second male lead. He falls in love with the heroine, Chu Ning, over time and is willing to sacrifice everything for her. In the end, the male lead destroys him, and he dies sick and disoriented in a foreign land.
Yu Sixian: What the fxxk?!
To keep his divine job, with its million-yuan annual salary, seven types of insurance, and two types of housing funds, Assistant Yu decides he has to do something.
So when Yan Suixi first meets the heroine and they exchange WeChat accounts, Yu Sixian secretly switches things up and adds Yan Suixi using his own alternate account.
[Yan Suixi: You blocked me from seeing your Moments?]
Yu Sixian: ...
After agonizing over it for a long time, Assistant Yu opens an online shopping app and orders a little dress with the grim resolve of someone marching to his death.
*
Yan Suixi has always been devoted to his career and never really cared about dating or getting married.
Until one day, while scrolling through his Moments, he catches sight of a pair of pale, slender legs beneath a skirt, and can't look away.
Yan Suixi: Interesting.
Yan Suixi has been dating the person online for two months, sending bags and jewelry, and is getting ready to meet in person when his friend tells him...
He's together with Chu Ning.
Yan Suixi: Who?
If Chu Ning is his friend's girlfriend, then who is the person on WeChat, acting cute and calling him hubby?
Yan Suixi plans to have his all-capable assistant investigate the matter, but accidentally finds in his bag the lipstick he bought for Chu Ning.
Yan Suixi: ???
*
Having completed his mission to protect the company and his boss, Yu Sixian is satisfied and plans to bow out. So he sends Yan Suixi one last WeChat message.
[You can't even pick the right lipstick shade for me. I'm tired. Let's break up!]
One minute later, Yu Sixian is summoned to the CEO's office.
As soon as he opens the door, he sees the lipstick he thought he'd lost.
Yu Sixian: !
Yan Suixi plays with the lipstick between his fingers and says casually, "If the shade is wrong, you'll break up with me? Then tell me, what shade do you like?"
Yu Sixian: !!!
Yan Suixi smiles, his eyes full of affection. "I'll buy them all for you."
Yu Sixian: ...?
Theme: Cherish the person in front of you
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Hahahahaha, I really wanted to laugh to death from their dialogue.
In order to keep my wife 😏😏
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
"Xiao" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Xiao
"Xiao" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Xiao
Congratulations to Kaiwen, please do your best^0^~
It's finally open! Come on big