Big Bad Wolf, Swallow the Little Bunny

Original title: Teacher, Don't Be Like That, I'm Your Younger Sister! (Why did I change it? You know.)

Teasing version: My new story, Who Says Love Can't Be All-Consuming, is updating now~~ Mwah!

Sir, no, please! I'm a sweet, innocent girl.

The big bad wolf licks his lips: That's exactly what I like~~

Sir, no, please! My mom is your mom too~ The little rabbit clutches her carrot and trembles.

Of course. You're my wife!

(Original title: Laoshi, Don't Be Like That, I'm Your Mei!) It got censored, so I had to change it.

Fake-BL version:

What's it like to fall for the uke? And what's it like for the seme to watch from the sidelines? I don't want this anymore! I like the seme, I want him to pounce on me! Girl, how do you know the uke won't turn the tables?

Literary version:

My little rabbit, my little girl, the one my thoughts rest upon, the one my love belongs to. No matter how many words I use, I can't express my deep feelings for you. Only you, only when I'm holding you and looking at you, does my heart feel full.

Goofball version:

On the very first day of school, you offend the drill instructor, the teacher, and the dean. Still hoping to enjoy a wonderful college life? Little rabbit, go wash up and get to bed. The big bad wolf is coming~~

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