Beast, Let Go of That Queen!

I just saw a dog that died in a car accident lying there pitifully on the road, so I dug a hole and buried it. You don't have to do this to me, right? Even if I can understand the words of cats and dogs overnight, what kind of trouble will Her Majesty have if they bite each other? From then on, animals came to pay homage every now and then! Pay homage! Asshole! I'm not the damn god toilet from Nihongguo! Bye bye! What's even more outrageous is that there are animals bringing food to my mother every three days! Bones, mice, bugs, grass... I even found half a leg of lamb on my pillow one day! A leg of lamb dripping with blood and still hairy, dear! Forget all the frights, please don't make so many impossible demands! Finless porpoises demand improvements in Yangtze River water quality. The giant pandas are crying and asking the breeders to stop breeding them. Even the old hen in the kitchen innocently asked, dear, can you stop eating us? …… I finally got a chance to be reborn. What I wanted to do was torture my scumbag father and seize the family property, not to fight for the national liberation movement of the oppressed animals all over the world for the rest of my life! The text is in third person. Mission: Humans and animals live in harmony