The Nitpicker Faces Death Without Flinching [Quick Transmigration]

[Coming Soon: We’re Done With the Angst, Let’s Go Home [Quick Transmigration]] Blurb: Doushe Immortal Venerable was demoted after forcing a kiss on her master, Yun Qing. She was sent to three thousand small worlds to undergo trials. After finally completing her mission and preparing to return to the upper realm, she was inexplicably bound to a thing calling itself a System and began a quick transmigration journey. Every original host in those small worlds made her grieve over their misfortunes and rage at their weakness. Again and again, she burned with fury, nearly going into qi deviation. The real heiress who dies a horrible death in a fake heiress story. The wife who works like a beast of burden for her whole family in a story about female virtue. The wicked shiniang whose heart and liver are torn out in an angsty xianxia romance. The supporting female character whose boyfriend is stolen by her younger brother in a danmei story. After all, dying just means going home. Doushe Immortal Venerable, the infamous venomous snake of the cultivation world, doesn't want to spend another moment with those unreasonable lunatics, so she embarks on a quest to get herself killed. Take death in stride. If you don't like it, fight back. She picks fights with the male lead, the female lead, the supporting male and female characters, and the villain. In these tiny worlds, there's no one she won't take on. She steals the male lead's resources, the female lead's opportunities, the supporting male character's role, the supporting female character's scenes, and the villain's objective. She even disguises herself as a man to compete with the male lead for the female lead, just for fun... And yet, Even though she tries to beat those annoying mortals to death every time, why on earth can't she die? Not only does she fail to die, she even ends up with a bunch of Systems as her underlings: a supporting-female-character cultivation System from a school story, a female-virtue reform System from a tearjerker, the ultimate seduction System from a story about a playboy, a good-mom cultivation System from a stepmother story... All the red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple Systems together could make a rainbow. The heroine is sharp-tongued, loves arguing, and has maxed out her talent for courting death. [Coming Soon: We’re Done With the Angst, Let’s Go Home [Quick Transmigration]] Coming-soon blurb: To mend holes in space-time and maintain peace across the ages, the Space-Time Administration has launched a new service: evacuation. There's no need to win over the male lead or supporting male characters, and no need for face-slapping or putting scumbags in their place. All they have to do is return those who transmigrated by accident to their original worlds. Hou Dun, a veteran troublemaker at the Space-Time Administration, has been sidelined for repeatedly violating the agency's rules by torturing scumbags to death. The agency decides to make use of her rather than waste her, assigning her to organize evacuations. To minimize the damage, she is sent to the Transmigrate-Into-a-Book Department. Who could have guessed that even from behind the scenes, she would stir up a storm alongside the heroines and supporting female characters? This veteran troublemaker opens with: “Hello! I'm Hou Dun, director of the Transmigrate-Into-a-Book Division of the Evacuation Office at the Space-Time Administration. Our motto is: Never abandon anyone, never give up, and help everyone make their dream of going home come true! So, you who transmigrated into a book, what kind of trouble are you planning to cause before you go home?” “Ahem! I don't mean cause trouble. I mean, how will you say goodbye? After all, you'll never be coming back, so you should give the people you know a farewell gift they'll remember for the rest of their lives.” And so, The male lead of an angsty xianxia romance watches helplessly as his beloved drops their token of love and disappears on five-colored auspicious clouds. The heroine whose entire clan was wiped out rises up in revolt, giving as good as she gets, an eye for an eye. The heroine of a domineering-love story leaves the male lead with his empire in ruins. Angsty xianxia romance with hearts torn out and bones dug up: “Did you get Senior Sister's spirit bone?” “No. The people we sent had their spirit bones extracted instead.” Over-the-top household intrigue with someone strung up on the city wall: “Has the princess consort admitted her mistake?” “Your Highness, an immortal on a flying sword has whisked the princess consort away!” Theme: Even when the whole world rejects you, you can still live a wonderful life.