Also known as Giving Early Angsty Novels a Bad Ending
To patch holes in time and space and maintain its peace, the Time and Space Administration has launched a new service: evacuations. There's no need to win over male leads or supporting male characters, and no need for face-slapping or punishing scumbags. All you have to do is send transmigrators who ended up in the wrong world back to their original one.
Hou Dun is a veteran troublemaker at the Time and Space Administration. After repeatedly breaking the rules by torturing scumbags to death, she was put on the shelf.
The bureau decided to make use of her and assigned her to organize evacuations. To minimize the damage, they sent her to the transmigration department. Who could have guessed that even from behind the scenes, she'd still stir up a storm alongside the heroines and supporting female characters?
This veteran troublemaker's opening line goes like this: "Hello! I'm Hou Dun, head of the Book Transmigration Division of the Evacuation Office at the Time and Space Administration. Our motto is: Never abandon anyone, never give up, and help everyone fulfill their dream of going home! So, you, the transmigrator, what kind of trouble are you planning to cause before you head home?"
"Ahem! I don't mean cause trouble, I mean, how are you going to say goodbye? After all, you'll never be coming back, so you should give the people you know a farewell gift they'll remember for the rest of their lives."
And so,
The male lead of an angsty xianxia romance watched helplessly as his beloved dropped their token of love and vanished atop a five-colored auspicious cloud.
The heroine, whose entire clan had been wiped out, rose up in rebellion, repaying blood with blood.
The heroine of a domineering-love story made the male lead's kingdom crumble overnight.
An angsty xianxia romance about a heart being cut out and bones being dug up:
- "Did you get Senior Sister's spirit bone?"
- "No. The people we sent had their spirit bones taken instead."
A melodramatic household-intrigue story about being hung on the city wall:
- "Has the princess consort admitted her mistake?"
- "Your Highness, a celestial being riding a flying sword took her away!"
A Western fantasy story about a real and fake princess:
- "Has that lunatic who stole Her Highness the Princess's identity starved to death?"
- "No. Just now, the hundred thousand troops from the Huaxia Kingdom she mentioned surrounded the city and escorted her home with all the honors due a princess."
The chuunibyou girl Sophie transmigrated into a Western fantasy world and became a fake princess hated by everyone. She had to overcome eighty-one trials before she could finally live happily ever after with the prince.
After being framed yet again and thrown into prison, she was utterly hopeless. All she wanted was to go back to the warm bed in her modern home.
Then, that very night,
A female knight in full armor kicked open the cell door, walked up to her, gently unlocked her shackles, and wiped the dirt from her face. Then she dropped to one knee. "Your Highness, we're going home!"
Seeing the riot shield in the knight's hand, with POLICE written on it, Sophie cried like a child.
The blurb was screenshotted on 20220319.
Theme: No matter where you go, home will always be the warmest harbor.