Why Am I Still Not Dead?

[Mad Steel-Toothed Rabbit Who Raises Hell in Heaven vs. Scheming Avenger Who Returns as King] A tale of going off the rails: After the heroine, convinced she is going to die, goes on a rampage and offends everyone, she suddenly discovers she can't die after all. Blurb: As a little immortal maid in the Xiaoyao Palace, Qiu Si has never known a carefree life. Her days are spent serving tea, pouring water, and getting scolded and reprimanded. Even when she has nothing to do, she has to stand obediently behind the princes, ready to serve at a moment's notice. At crucial moments, she may even have to take the blame or a bullet for them. She thought she would spend her whole life as a lowly little immortal maid, until one day, Divine Venerable Lize announced that he had found his long-lost daughter. The good news: That daughter is her, and from now on, she too is a highborn princess. The bad news: Lize's line bears the solemn duty of protecting all living beings. In every generation, one person must sacrifice themselves to fill the Guixu, and she is the unlucky one chosen for the job. She can fake her identity, but not the curse marks. When crimson demon markings cover her entire body, it will be time for her to sacrifice herself and perish in the Guixu. Since she is going to die anyway, she decides to pay back every grudge and grievance, exposing all the ugly secrets of those highborn princes and princesses. She brings the Dragon Palace's case of the real and fake crown princes into the open. She reports Princess Mingde for cheating on the immortal examinations and illegally obtaining immortal status. She kicks Lord Zhaoheng, who secretly descended to the mortal realm and disrupted it, straight into the animal realm. She even kisses the germophobic Heavenly Emperor in front of everyone. After turning the entire immortal realm upside down, she resolutely leaps into the Guixu, demon markings covering her body. But instead of sacrificing herself and dissolving into the cosmos as she expected, she falls into a strange space and encounters a strange person. The stranger is filthy from head to toe, dressed in rags, and half his body has merged with the space around him. The moment he sees her, he speaks weakly: "I am the Heavenly Emperor. Let me out, and I'll make you a Heavenly Lord." Qiu Si: ... If she hadn't just kissed the real Heavenly Emperor, she might have believed him. Looking at that filthy yet still breathtakingly beautiful face, she suddenly feels like teasing him. "I think I'll pass on being a Heavenly Lord. I might consider being your Heavenly Empress, though!" The filthy beauty falls silent for a long time, then nods solemnly. "All right!" She doesn't take him seriously and turns to leave, only to step right out of that space. Without the halo of someone who sacrificed herself, how can she claim the privilege of being dead? She refuses to believe she can't still give her life for the Three Realms. She jumps again. It's the same strange space. She waits for an auspicious day and jumps again. Still the same space, and the same person. Looking into those eyes filled with anticipation, Qiu Si grits her teeth. She has already offended the entire immortal realm, and going back means certain death. What's one more crime, secretly releasing a demon? Blurb captured on 2023-08-20 Theme: Live happily, as if every day were your last.