Nobody Told Me I Had to Save the World

One-sentence summary: You just go about your daily life. Leave saving the world to everyone else. * Blurb: Hey, have you heard of the Elite Ten at Totsuki? Bai Shan, who ranked last among the Elite Ten at Totsuki four generations ago, is coming to teach there! Bai Shan: Eek, I don't dare kill a chicken. Oh, it's cooked? Let me have a bite! (Small and helpless, but can eat.jpg) Bai Shan: I'm crying. I'm faking it.jpg Bai Shan: Help, someone's stolen my pot!!! Someone's stolen my wife!!! Meet Bai Shan, a delightfully brainless girl who's always merrily getting herself into trouble and never turning back! Another happy, energetic day! Bai Shan lugged her pot all the way beneath a building that looked extremely dangerous and set up shop. A few minutes later, a gigantic bear came crashing down. “Great! Bear meat hot pot today!” Bai Shan spun in circles. A certain bald caped hero, who had leaped down from the rooftop: “Make one for me too!” “You mackerel-brained, ” “Are you a mackerel spirit? Can you be eaten? Can you turn back into your original form so I can take a look?” Before the hat rack could finish speaking, Bai Shan appeared from nowhere, holding her little spatula between the former Double Black duo. “Mackerel makes a nice soup,” she said. Bai Shan brought home a volcano head she'd picked up in the middle of the road. Everyone at Polar Star Dormitory was on the verge of a breakdown. “Teacher, what have you brought home this time?!” “It's a self-heating stove. It doesn't even need electricity. So convenient.” Bai Shan set the volcano head upright and placed her beloved pot over the opening. “Perfect!” Special Grade Cursed Spirit: [cursing furiously] Bai Shan: You want to know what kind of person I am? Bai Shan: I'm just an ordinary person! Long live a peaceful world! Let's cook together! Lighthearted daily life. The whole story is complete! There may be occasional bonus chapters in the future, so stay tuned! 1. The happy everyday life of a perfectly ordinary, max-level powerhouse causing trouble everywhere. The main plot is sticking her nose into every setting! I love crossover universes! 2. Bai Shan is a 100% achievement-completion expert from Star○ Valley. 3. There are lots of series appearing as background cameos! Look carefully and you might find a surprise.jpg 4. After thinking it over for ages, this is essentially a food story...? 5. It's a world where everyone gets a happy ending! It doesn't matter which series they're from: I'll do my best to give everyone a satisfying, logical HE! 6. As usual, there are flashbacks, reverse chronology, all kinds of narration, and some pretty magical shifts in perspective. 7. I forget. I'll add more if I think of anything. A few upcoming stories! Click My Chicken Nuggets? in my profile to read the full blurbs! [Bungo Stray Dogs] What's Wrong with the White Tiger's Love Story? → The male lead is Nakajima Atsushi. A sweet little romance full of made-up details. I'll start posting after the confession story is complete (hands together / title and blurb may change). Miss Monkey Is Unfollowing and Coming Back to Bash Him → A chaotic transmigration through a heavily altered crossover universe. The male lead is Big Brother Jie, with a strange romantic storyline and my take on a love-hate relationship. I'll consider starting it after the confession story is complete (hands together / title and blurb may change). Theme: Make up for regrets and look toward the future.