The full story is complete. Enjoy!
Synopsis:
Throughout his long life as a blade, Mikazuki Munechika regretted more than once that he had chosen that particular place when he and his master first transmigrated through time.
At the time, Dazai Osamu was leaning against Umi, a folded-paper snowy owl perched on his head, smiling with an innocent, harmless air.
“Mr. Munechika, are you unhappy?”
Hearing the young man’s clingy, syrupy voice, Mikazuki smiled and crushed the teacup in his hand.
* I’m bad at writing synopses.
This story contains:
1. My take on Dazai (and my take on everyone else)
2. Lots of dialogue (when there’s no dialogue, it’s usually because I’ve realized things are going off the rails and am trying to get them back on track, but it’s no use)
3. Ango getting picked on (wait, why?)
4. Constantly shifting POVs and lots of flashbacks
5. Umi’s dad is saving the world (I said, why?!)
6. A completely missing main plot (Umi’s dad is following the main plot)
7. A happy, harmonious family
8. The writing is awful, but my love for the characters is real (heart)
I’ve abandoned so many novels already. Surely I can finish one of them, right? That’s what I thought when I started writing this!
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Below is the blurb for an upcoming novel. I’m posting it early to see what people think.
[Anime Crossover] Can a Pot and a Spoon Conquer the World?
Add it to your favorites through my author page! (My plan to finish abandoned stories is underway.)
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Hey, have you heard of the Totsuki Elite Ten?
Baishan, a Chinese student who ranked last among the Totsuki Elite Ten several generations ago, has graduated from university and come to teach at Totsuki!
Baishan: Sniffle, sniffle, I’m too scared to kill a chicken. Oh, it’s already cooked? Give me a bite! (weak and helpless, but can eat.jpg)
Baishan: I’m crying. I’m faking it.jpg
Baishan: Help, someone stole my pot!!! Someone stole my wife!!!
As the saying goes, cute and cuddly, but not a thought in her head.
Sure, she doesn’t have white hair that gives her a special advantage against Chinese people!
But I’m cute!
Baishan-chan is a cheerful, brainless girl who’s always finding new ways to get herself into trouble!
Today is another happy, energetic day! Baishan hoists her pot and dashes to a platform beneath some building that looks extremely dangerous.
A few minutes later, a giant bear comes crashing down.
“Woohoo! Bear hotpot for dinner!” Baishan twirls around.
The caped, bald hero who leapt down from the roof: “Make some for me too!”
“You mackerel-brained idiot, ”
“Is it a mackerel spirit? Can you eat it? Can you turn into your true form so I can get a good look?” Before the hat rack could finish speaking, Baishan appeared out of nowhere and stood between the former Double Black duo, holding up her little spatula.
“Mackerel makes a nice soup,” she said.
Baishan picked up a volcano-headed man from the middle of the road.
Everyone at Polar Star Dormitory broke down: “Teacher, what have you brought back this time?!”
“It’s a self-heating stove. It doesn’t even need electricity, how convenient!” Baishan carefully set the volcano head down and placed her beloved pot over the crater. “Perfect!”
Special-grade cursed spirit Jogo: [Cursing up a storm]
Baishan: You’re asking who I am?
Baishan: I’m just an ordinary person! Long live a peaceful world! Let’s cook together!
1. The happy daily life of a very ordinary, max-level expert causing trouble everywhere. Don’t ask. There’s still no main plot.
2. Baishan is from the Stardew Valley universe. Her character is my baby.
3. After a lot of research, the main setting will probably be Food Wars... The story is basically about food...?
4. It’s a world with a happy ending for everyone! That goes for every series. Trust in the all-powerful life potions and the mysterious Baishan-chan to save everyone!
5. As usual, there’ll be flashbacks, reverse chronology, a complete mess of timelines, and magical POV shifts.
6. (Important) Baishan is married! Married! It’s categorized as no-CP because I don’t even know whether Baishan’s spouse is male or female! I love every romanceable character in Stardew Valley, so feel free to imagine whoever you like! (I’ve had three save files and gotten married four times!)
7. I can’t remember. I’ll add more if I think of anything.
I’ll start once Sandwiches is finished and I’ve built up a nice stockpile of chapters. (Nods.)
Theme: Love the world passionately, always
[FGO + Jujutsu Kaisen] The Spirit Throne Is Full of Versions of Me. Any Ideas, Everyone?
Yokohama, but It’s a Speed Bump Simulator
Crossover: My Former Bias, Whom I Unfollowed and Now Hate, Just Won't Leave Me Alone
[Welcome to Demon School!] I Just Like You So Much!
The Six-Eyed Young Lady Wants Me to Confess
Can a Transmigrator Fall for a Tsundere Chuunibyou?
Am I in Love Today?
[Jujutsu Kaisen] I, Yuji Itadori, Didn't Cheat!
Nobody Told Me I Had to Save the World
[Batman/Superman] See Me
Reminds me of the words of the Dragon Clan Brother, will you eat me when you rule the world? Yes, then you will join me and rule the world Anyway, I think it's beautiful, it's he
After the story of Baishan came to an end, I felt that it was still unfinished, so I went to the author's nest to look for any delicious food. I didn't expect to find such a delicious meal again. Thank you to my wife for the gift! (Cat bows) I like both Hakusan and Umi so much! They are also girls with super strong mobility (so strong that sometimes it makes outsiders feel nonsensical) who dare to think and act bravely and move forward. As a cat who is a bit autistic in daily life, I really like such girls! But there are some differences. Umi has the tone of a third person watching with cold eyes (I really like the tentacle system, the tentacle system is the best). He seems to be deeply involved in it, but also a little dissociated. The interaction between Jae Jae and Umi is still a little cautious before they really confess. My wife described it as so cute. I kept laughing when I watched it. These two people are so cute. From the beginning of this chapter, I roughly knew that it was a story about the loss of life. I originally thought I would be sad, because the lifespan theory between immortal species and ordinary people is always heartbreaking. If one party hadn't forced the other party to prolong his life to accompany him, or if the Immortal Seed had ended his life after the other party's death, then what the Immortal Seed would have brought to him in the end would always be sadness and nostalgia, as if the originally living soul had been trapped and died in that period of time and could never come out again. It's him who continues to live, and it's not him. It can't be said that it's not good, but as a judge, I will feel heartbroken and sad about it. Because I have always been the kind of spectator who follows the protagonist's state, but in the story written by my wife, what I feel is not regret and nostalgia, it is peace and tranquility, like a stream, not rushing, just a faint happiness flowing there. It seems that Umi's love is not strong, but tens of millions of years have passed, so why can't it be said to be a strong love? I didn't expect that my wife would give Osamu Dazai such an ending. It was unexpected, but it made me feel that this was the best arrangement. This seemed to be the first time I saw Osamu Dazai realize his wish to die in a fanfic, and it didn't end his life. This may be the happiest one. Dazai Osamu died at the happiest time. He no longer had to worry about gains and losses. A coward no longer had to worry about pain from touching cotton. He no longer had to worry about loss. What was left to him in the rest of his life was happiness. He had no afterlife and no need to suffer anymore. Just like what his wife described, this was a peaceful sleep. Umi, who devoured Osamu Dazai, did not change anything. She still walked her own way as usual, but she was still very happy when she thought of him. Madam, you did bring us a very good and happy ending. My wife's descriptions of everyone are so good. I feel like I'm watching an original novel again. Everyone in this book is so awesome and cute! Odasaku's natural black is really a good assist, Ango really worked hard, and Mr. Ranpo is a super cute smart cat! In fact, from my wife's description, I feel that I really like the love between my parents. That kind of love is never everything, but I will love you till death. My wife has not described Mom-chan too much, but I think she must be a very strong, determined, heroic and a little quirky mother-in-law. I like her so much! Finally, I would like to thank my wife for bringing us such a delicious meal. I am lucky to have your meal!
I cried while watching it. Every time I watch something involving lifespan theory, I feel very melancholy (especially the plot where the immortals send away their friends one by one, ugh)
From an 18-year-old Hogwarts failed student to a 20-year-old magical girl (pseudo), this career span is quite big.
Wow, so romantic he Free to choose life and death. Both parties love each other until the end of their lives. She becomes his coffin, and we will be together forever (it kills me)
Odasaku is this kind of carnivore who looks natural but is super aggressive. It smells so good.
Find the mental area of the rogue faction Dazai:???!!! Odasaku:. Ango:?????? Umi: Hahahahahahahahaha
Woohoo, I cried for a long time in the middle of the night, hoping that my eyes would not be swollen tomorrow morning. It would be great for this Jiaojiaozai to live until then, but I really want them to not grow old, let go of the worries in their hearts, and live a happy and warm life. Go to Miwa Town! After all these years, the famous steamed egg is still in elementary school, a place where ordinary people can extend their lifespan normally! It's just that the crime rate is a little higher (the building is crooked) and the □□ line should be longer than the military investigation line. QAQ But if Zai leaves here, there should still be Daoman's father who can stay with him for a longer time. It's he, but I always feel a little melancholy (personal experience) TAT This is a very different feeling from other double deaths that are he
The Cat Detective Cultist is here! Cat door!
Hahaha, the slaughtered cat is so cute, orz, it feels like a gb, a good cat, etc., And it is also wearing a collar (covering its nose), and I have played through all kinds of games in my mind. (Thumbs up) Odasaku's thoughts can't be wasted, Zai, just keep wearing it like this. A good cat needs to have cat ethics, remember its owner firmly, take the initiative to show others that it has an owner, and don't flirt with outsiders. It's not just dogs that have collars, there are also kittens. Thumbs up for Odasaku's naturalness, the collar hit me hard xp. Ugh, uh, uh, Toiji here shows that parallel world travel is possible, but I don't know if Umi is the only one or there are more. After all, Honmaru is in the cracks, and the only word is Zai. . . Every time I see a happy cat, I can't help but think of the red scarf cat