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A talkative Ghost King who lives to flirt vs. a taciturn, venomous Demon King who doesn't realize it
Ghost King Yin Quliu's monologue: I'm the Ghost King. I threw out my back when I stormed the Celestial Court, so I returned to the human realm and put on a human skin to recover. My human skin belongs to a rich young master, handsome and wealthy. I planned to live a quiet life and experience the mundane ins and outs of a commoner's household. But things didn't go as planned. I got a pendant called Happy Reunion that peeled back my memories layer by layer, laying them bare for everyone to see. How annoying. My true face is about to be exposed.
Demon King Xie Fengchen's monologue: I'm the Demon King. While visiting the Celestial Realm, I secretly helped the Ghost King and was injured, so I went to the human realm to recover. My human skin belongs to a poor young man. I had only followed my master for two days when he died, and then the Taoist temple was struck by lightning. I could only find a way to go to Dangdang Mountain to cultivate immortality and see whether it was easy to pass the civil service exam. As it happened, I impulsively rescued a young master on the way, and he started dragging me into his dreams night after night, making my ears burn and my heart race. To solve the mystery of the dreams, we set off for Mufeng Mountain.
Everyone: That poor kid and that rich young master are together all day long. There must be something going on between them. Hey, not only is there something going on, they have secret identities too? I just love watching you reveal your secret identities!
I've stacked a cold-ice buff on this snowy mountain. Mutual tops + historical danmei + strange spirits and monsters. Everyone who's made it this far is a brave soul. Brave souls, please accept my grateful bow!
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Synopsis for Reborn, I Tied the Villain Boss to My Bed
Sui Changlin, the foremost beacon of justice in the martial world, challenged Xuan Mocheng, the martial world's greatest villain, to a duel and won.
Sui Changlin believed in the code of the martial world. He promised Xuan Mocheng that if he won, he would personally bury him beside the Wang Song Pavilion beneath Jiuyu Mountain. As Sui Changlin was digging the grave, the supposedly dead Xuan Mocheng suddenly kicked him into it, then swiftly buried the beacon of justice until only his head was left above ground.
The two had a friendly exchange.
"Beacon of justice? Bah! You actually drugged my wine. What kind of light is that, the dark light?"
"Ahem, Sect Leader Xuan, everyone in the world knows I won. If you suddenly come back to life, I'll lose face."
"So I have to die just because you want to save face? Who are you to me? Why should I indulge you?"
"Promise me you'll stay out of the martial world, and I'll pretend I've already buried you. Deal?"
"No."
"Then we'll die together."
After being reborn, Xuan Mocheng was surprised to find himself helping his master choose new disciples. Wait a minute, who's that little dried radish in the back? Isn't that the beacon of justice?
"Master, that kid looks quite talented. Let's pick him."
After washing the clueless Sui Changlin clean in the little pond in the backyard, Xuan Mocheng bundled him up and took him back to bed.
"Senior Brother, what... what are you doing?"
"Do you know what technique I practice?"
"No."
"The Dragon-Yang Divine Art! How about that? Scared?"
Sui Changlin blinked, then suddenly grinned. "I never thought there'd be someone else in the world who practices the Dragon-Yang Divine Art besides me! Senior Brother, let's get started!"
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Theme: The sun always shines after the storm. We should keep kind hearts and work hard, and naturally we'll be able to ride the waves.