[Lord of the Mysteries] After Obtaining the Dragon-Slaying System

Zhou Mingrui transmigrated, into the body of a history student named Klein, and got a Dragon-Aotian System to boot.

This System was nothing like the ones in those wish-fulfillment novels on certain websites. It was melodramatic, loved to brag, and took advantage of the fact that nobody else could hear it to provoke people like crazy inside Zhou Mingrui's head.

Zhou Mingrui, forced to listen to stand-up comedy in his head every day: "...You'd be perfect as a Provoker or an Instigator. Seriously."

[Host, are you suggesting I become a Great Old Dominator and bring about the Calamity of Destruction? Sure! I'll get ready and head right over. For you, Host, I'd climb a mountain of blades or plunge into a sea of fire...]

...It didn't even understand sarcasm. It seemed a little dim.

Zhou Mingrui felt that his future looked bleak with such an unreliable System bound to him. At any moment, he might crash and burn along with it.

But then he realized...

Huh, the System was surprisingly reliable. It gave him plenty of cheats?

Now the Lord of the Mysteries, Zhou Mingrui happily sat down to a reunion dinner with the parents who should have died in the Old Days. The tentacles beneath him swayed with delight.

It would be nice if the System and Arrodes didn't make quite so much noise when fighting over the position of his dog.

Before You Read:

No-couple wish-fulfillment story, Dragon-Aotian Little Klein, a hacked version of Lord of the Mysteries.

Overpowered protagonist, everyone blindly worships Little Klein. The author has no brains, so there are logic errors. Please embrace blind stupidity.

This idea came to me after I got emotional during a Mid-Autumn Festival reunion dinner. I swear I'll let Little Zhou have dinner with Mom and Dad.

Theme: Stay with your family forever!