Matchmaking Immortal Venerable

Congratulations, you've transmigrated into a xianxia world and followed the standard plot to reach the pinnacle of life! But there's some bad news: this is a xianxia world that combines Jinjiang and Huashi.

And you're a straight man.

And a master, one of the most dangerous professions around.

"The best way to preserve your chastity is to pair up people from every faction."

The only problem is, other than knowing for sure that you're straight, you have no idea who might turn gay at any moment.

But in a world where everyone is gay, does it really matter who's gay and who isn't?

"I'm not, anyway."

A matchmaker Yue Lao sets people up!

A funny guy's journey of self-preservation.

The best way for a straight man to protect his chastity is to play matchmaker and do his best to make the couples official. I want every last one of you to get together!

"I'll eat anything. It'll only make my diet more balanced!"

The protagonist is basically a camera, and this is a story about staying single and making sarcastic comments. It's called The Matchmaking Immortal Venerable, but he's really the Fun-Seeking Immortal Venerable. The plot can be summed up in six words: watch the drama, get involved, spectate.

[This story is not suitable for readers who need content warnings] [Assume anything I write will trigger you. If it traumatizes you, that's not my responsibility]

Theme: While I'm still alive