Am I the First-Generation Konoha Troublemaker?

Also known as "What Do You Mean, Go Bully Them?", "I Insulted Them? Seriously?", and "Me? Their Best Friend?"

"You want me to go bully them?"

"Yes."

"Me?"

"Yes."

"Bully them?"

"Mm-hmm."

"They're ninjas."

"So what?"

Su Hui: ?

You mean you're not afraid because you're not the one doing it, huh?

Su Hui looked at the free two-story detached house he'd gotten, his bulging wallet, and the village where the First Hokage was currently in power, which looked set to enjoy another decade or more of peace.

Whatever. He'd enjoy himself for now.

And so Su Hui settled into his solitary life, ignoring the System's incessant yapping. When he couldn't take it anymore, he'd randomly pick someone familiar who seemed promising and give them a good scolding.

Even when he was summoned to have tea with the First Hokage, Su Hui still thought of himself as nothing more than an ordinary, petty citizen of Konoha.

He looked at the Hokage in front of him.

...Please just get it over with.

Hashirama: ...?

Tobirama: ...?

Reader advisory:

*Lots of wild guesses, mistaken assumptions, and shameless wish fulfillment. His identity won't be exposed.

*Different timelines

*Love-triangle chaos warning

*Set on 2026.8.26

Theme: A best friend who represents love and peace