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What does it take to transmigrate into a desolate Western fantasy world?

Holding his phone, Qiao Sen remains unfazed. No rush. First, just give him 30 seconds.

Can't beat the level? No problem. Once he's finished watching the ad, even dragons will get wiped out.

A mother and daughter embracing in the snow after being oppressed? You want a big, warm house? Build it!

A tailor framed after dreaming of opening a shop? No worries, the sisterhood clothing store is yours, and you'll be in charge of styling, too!

Tomatoes, green peppers, and potatoes can't be stored because the warehouses are full? Hurry up and start a round of a little farming sim!

What do you mean the neighbors are attacking? Watch me use the Holy Match-Three Vanishing Technique!

Looking at his flourishing territory, Qiao Sen lets out a long sigh as he gazes at his phone. At last, he doesn't have to do any work. This is the perfect time to play a round of kitty Sudoku-

"My lord! My lord, something terrible has happened!"

"The nobles' carriages are blocking the city gate, the princess is chasing a dragon across a narrow bridge, and even His Majesty the king has fallen into a sewer!"

The blurb may be revised frequently, but the central gag will stay the same.

Blurb screenshotted on 07/17/2026

Content warnings

0. Born from resentment over all those absurd ads you have to watch to play mini-games, even though mini-games are so much fun.

1. No-couple, crack-brained story. The male lead is very chuuni.

3. Don't take it seriously, and don't read too much into real-life mini-games, okay? Mwah!

Theme: Protecting your own territory