Being Wanted by the Entire Universe Is So Awesome

No CP, multiple POVs, ensemble cast

Have you ever been wanted by the entire universe?

- Let me tell you, it's absolutely terrible.

Overnight, all CE-1024 androids were recalled and marked for destruction across the universe.

The first thing Ivy saw when she opened her eyes fresh off the assembly line was a barrage of death signals:

A cold, mechanical weapon came straight for her. The ground was littered with androids who shared her face, lying in pieces. A violent explosion rang out in the distance-

Three young people made a stylish entrance from the blast, lugging a speaker.

Good news: The destruction device saw them as its top-priority targets.

Good news: The destruction device was no match for them.

Bad news: Those three didn't seem like good people either.

Good news: She wasn't even human.

Wanted criminals? What wanted criminals?

Can't you see my boss is recruiting me so we can make a fortune?

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As for dealing with pursuers, the universe's most-wanted squad now has a very thorough procedure.

First, we claim there are no pursuers.

Next, we say there might be pursuers and send them into an asteroid belt.

Then, we say we should take action and blow up the asteroid belt immediately.

Finally, we say maybe we could have done something for the pursuers back then, but now it's too late.

You said pursuers? Where are these pursuers?

Hey, stop filming. We don't have any pursuer-related stuff here. Imperial supply packs, Alliance sensors, space pirate trajectory cannons? All developed in-house. In-house, got it?

Have you ever been wanted by the entire universe?

After scavenging every last supply from a military planet and accidentally overloading the ship, Ivy exclaimed from the bottom of her heart:

- Let me tell you, it feels amazing.

A few things to note:

0. No CP, multiple POVs, ensemble cast, high magic, high martial arts, high tech.

1. The main group consists of one woman, two men, and one android. All four leads get equal attention. My kind of noisy, bickering crew, with lots of comedy routines.

2. Androids have no gender, but Miss Ivy identifies as a woman, so the story refers to her as she.

3. No rigorous research, and the interstellar setting has no scientific basis.

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Blurb screenshotted on 2026/02/16

Theme: Believe in friendship