Patriarch X Master: Winning by Any Means

[Patriarch x Master, love seized by force]

In Sanqing Realm, where snow falls all year round, the master kneels outside the immortal manor, holding a jade brush high in both hands, all his proud spirit worn away by wind and snow.

“High God, please spare him.”

“Once, you were willing to sever ties with me for that disciple of yours. And now, for his sake, you come to me with your head bowed?”

“Master, I beg you to show mercy.”

The door opens. The patriarch sits in the main hall, untouched by wind or frost.

“When you beg for something, you should act like it.”

“Please tell me what you want, Master.”

The patriarch descends the stone steps and walks up to the master. His expression indifferent, he takes the jade brush from the master’s hand. The Brush of Sanqing’s Return to the Void, a life-bound magical artifact the patriarch gave to his master, and a token of their bond as master and disciple.

He uses the brush to lift the master’s chin.

“Anything?”

“Anything.”

The patriarch sneers. “I want you.”

A little melodramatic. I added the pregnancy tag because the disciple is actually the child of the master and the patriarch.

Patriarch: ?

Bonus annual dark-humor skit:

The patriarch rubs the master’s belly and asks, “Has your disciple ever been here?”

The master: “Yes. He stayed for a long time.”

The patriarch: “He’s been there! And he lasted a long time!!! Bury the whole Three Realms with me!!!”

The author, horrified: “Ha, am I getting buried too?”

Wait a second!

You’re the one who put him in there!!!

The patriarch: “Anyway, speaking of that...”

Theme: Respect your teachers, honor your principles, and work well with others