[Football] Portugal's Tyrant

Ronaldo, Mendes: Yes, we have a child.

Protagonist: That's right, I do whatever I want!

Hello. Standing before you now is the son of Portugal's local emperor, the locker-room boxing champion, the all-around king of football, the midfield maestro, the best heir to Portugal's vampire legacy, the god of investing, the king of last-minute emergencies, the Portuguese tyrant, the only Portuguese double-door wardrobe, the god who meddles in everything, the father of everyone on the Portugal team, and the sole record holder for clean sheets among Portuguese goalkeepers.

Tremble, humans!

Ronaldo: ??

Protagonist: It's fine, Dad. We can each call it our own way. I'll call you Dad, and you can call me Father.

Ronaldo: ...

Real Madrid is every player's ultimate dream destination.

Protagonist: Is Real Madrid some big-deal club?

I've only joined Real Madrid three times, that's all.

The Portuguese tyrant comes and goes as he pleases.

P.S. The protagonist is not Ronaldo's biological child in this world.

Theme: Win every championship