[Football] The King of Football? Me?

Complete! Occasional bonus chapters to come. An unbelievably high-profile magnet! Two yellows, then off with a red! Never short on headlines! Faints on the pitch from low blood sugar, then gets accused of diving! Sings the March of the Volunteers in a capitalist country! There’s nothing he can’t do! A Bernese Mountain Dog of a glutton, obsessed with good looks, turns the whole world upside down! Wang Ke teaches everyone through hard-won experience: eat whatever you want, but be careful what you say. “I’m jealous. Why are footballers’ girlfriends all so beautiful? Ahhh, I’m putting studying on hold. Next life, I’m going to be a footballer.” [ Ding! Host’s wish detected. Generating wish: A 188-cm center-forward who will turn the entire football world upside down. ] It’s a chaotic Chelsea from the start, with a lightning-fast promotion to the first team in a week. From not even knowing the rules of Football to becoming a forward, he stumbles his way through the football world and grows. Little comedy skit: Havertz: “Sigh, in the end, I still can’t compare to Mason. Keke lets Mason drive him around, but won’t accept my kindness.” “Stay at my place next time. I’d feel a little awkward staying with the coach,” Kimmich says considerately. Wang Ke: No need, thanks. Would staying with you really be any more comfortable? I’m afraid you’ll climb into my bed in the middle of the night, hold a knife to my throat, and ask if I’m going to Bayern. “Caught red-handed! The roast pork knuckle Schlotterbeck promised is still in that hooligan’s mouth!” P.S. The System only provides the initial golden finger: a strong body. The protagonist starts with a Dragon-Slaying Saber, and from then on, he gets his gear by hacking it out of his opponents. The protagonist isn’t perfect. He’ll make mistakes and mess up. He’ll definitely win more trophies, so apologies in advance to any clubs whose titles get butterfly-effected away. Sumimasen. Four-way mixed heritage. He will NOT play for the Chinese national team!!! Content warnings: The protagonist is a woman who becomes a man. There will be one-sided crushes, from both men and women, but they go nowhere. The protagonist has friendship, not romance, and will remain single for life. The protagonist will win the 2022 World Cup. Sorry, England fans! He’ll also win the Champions League. That part hasn’t been written yet, so apologies in advance! Protagonist: Wang Ke/Keke Next novel, “[Football] Brother, Have Some Tea,” is now updating When war broke out, Igor Puyatov was only sixteen, but the Ukrainian enlistment office took him away anyway. Before leaving, he told Natasha: The grocer on the next street likes you. Go tell him you’ll marry him. He’s Chinese, so he can get you out of here. Don’t worry, I’ll survive. In Igor’s world, anything could be compromised. Thanks to the medical knowledge he’d learned before, he became a field medic. But after the drone pilot in his unit was killed, he spent two weeks learning how to pilot a drone. Every time he dropped a bomb, he took another enemy life. After being captured, he hid the fact that he’d been a drone pilot. Igor found a patron in the POW camp. He didn’t want to go back to Ukraine and be drafted again, so when his patron asked if he could play Football, he lied. “Of course. It’s what I’m best at.” Lies come at a price. Igor ended up in a strange country and a strange city, learning an unfamiliar language and how to play football. He ingratiated himself with his unfamiliar teammates. They thought he was so innocent, pitiful, and cute. Only Igor knew how much he hated himself. But the next day, he’d still put on a smile and help his teammates get their meals and fetch the ball. The sweet, scheming type is the best, the sweetest, the absolute best. Content warnings: Bottom protagonist; not a virgin. He’ll sleep with many people to survive. May 30, 2024 Please check out the advance preview for “[Football] If You Can’t Stand Me, You Can Die Before I Do” Kevin Bates is of Chinese, German, and Italian heritage, a contrarian who uses his good looks to get away with murder. His sharp tongue gets him into trouble every day. When his mother isn’t allowed to sit at the table, he causes a scene at the ancestral hall and runs away from home, then supports himself by playing football. He’s fiercely competitive and hates losing. One defeat can leave him fuming for three days. He keeps switching between forward and midfield. A dressing-room warrior and an ambitious player of locker-room politics. A gentleman waits ten years to take revenge. Kevin can’t wait until tomorrow. His famous lines: “If we’re close, I can waste five assists. If we’re just acquaintances, I can waste three. If we don’t get along, I’ll get mad after wasting just one. I put our personal grudge aside and passed you the ball, and you still couldn’t score.” “I have nothing against you. I just hate you by association. Could you stop showing up in front of me now?” “You’re so pathetic. The second you feel unloved, you go around dating people.” P.S. 1. He won’t join the Chinese national team, and there will be no scenes involving them. He’ll play for Germany. 2. He’ll win a lot of awards, with a Grand Slam on the cards. The protagonist grows from youth training, so the pace won’t be too fast. 3. His golden finger is probably his mathematical ability and spatial awareness. At first he’ll be a prolific scoring forward, then develop into a midfield maestro, but he’ll still move up front when needed. Wherever he’s needed, that’s where he’ll go. 4. He’ll have a romance. His partner is Brandt. 5. The protagonist isn’t perfect. He’ll make mistakes, get injured, show off, and act foolishly. 6. Top protagonist. Theme: Hard work brings results.