They've finally recognized each other
A cat-obsessed Taotie who slept for tens of thousands of years and woke up frantically searching for his cat, and a haughty little cat who took advantage of the Taotie's sleep to go wild outside.
The cat lover asks everyone he meets, "Where's my cat?!"
The little cat quietly walks by. He doesn't know him, they're not related, and he can't be bothered to pay him any attention!
Character Files
Name: Shi You
Species: Taotie
Age: Unknown
Medical history: Severe anorexia. Ever since Shi You woke from his long sleep, he hasn't eaten a thing.
He also has hyperactivity. His symptoms include going over to pet any cat he sees, then inspecting its private parts while saying, "This isn't mine."
Name: Shen Jiangyue
Species: Looks human
Age: He says he's 22
Medical history: Severe delusions. Shen Jiangyue has always believed he owns a big dog, but according to people in the know, he's never had a dog and even hates them.
One day, these two met.
The anorexic Taotie kept staring at Shen Jiangyue. He smells so good, so good, so good. What's that thing in his hand?
So good, so good.
I really want to eat it...
Shen Jiangyue also stared at the person in front of him. Why does he look so much like the dog Shen Jiangyue owns?
The next day, with Shi You threatening them, the Bureau of Monster Management came to knock on Shen Jiangyue's door.
"Hello. Could you look after my younger brother for me?"
Shen Jiangyue: "Sure."
Thank you for bringing my big dog back.
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Shen Jiangyue loves turning into his original form and standing on top of Shi You's head, meowing and meowing. It makes the little cat feel like some kind of giant creature.
One day, the little cat was happily swishing his tail on top of the big dog's head again.
After acting smug for a while, the big dog suddenly shook himself, grabbed the little cat off his head, pinned him beneath a front paw, and rubbed him vigorously. The little cat meowed angrily and miserably, sounding utterly worn out.
Unfortunately, at that moment, the little cat's cries only made the big dog even more excited!
The big dog, who was licking the little cat, had eyes shining as he lowered his head and kissed him even more enthusiastically!
The little cat covered his little kitty bits: "!" He cursed furiously in meows!
An anorexic Taotie and his little cat owner, who's great at cooking.
A cool, haughty little cat who insists on turning the Taotie into a dog, bottom x a wooden-headed, straightforward big dog top who is a fake Taotie and won't eat when he's away from his bottom
Both are pure, top and bottom never switch or break up, a match made in heaven
Coming soon: My Wife, the Dragon Protagonist, Is an Egg. Please add it to your collection.
The bottom is an egg, one that's been incubating for over a thousand years.
One day, this egg was struck by something called a System.
System: "Hello! So, every world has a Dragon Protagonist who is loved and cherished by everyone. The Dragon Protagonist will be betrayed by all kinds of people, including family and friends, and eventually rise to the top of the world."
System: "But now there's a problem with the world. The protagonist doesn't want to do it anymore! So the Administration is planning to send a task-taker to rekindle the protagonist's fighting spirit! Little Egg, this task is yours!"
Egg: "I don't understand."
System: "..."
The System coaxed it: "Simply put, you'll visit different little worlds, have fun, and be doted on."
The egg yawned. "I don't want to go."
The System tried again: "If you're willing, you can briefly come out of your shell. And once you've gathered enough energy, you can even choose what you look like when you hatch!"
Egg: "! I'm going!"
The egg liked that. What's more, it wanted to establish the first-ever new species in the history of creation.
The Egg Clan!!
Some time later.
The Systems in the Protagonist Department held a joint meeting.
Dragon Protagonist System A bragged, "My protagonist is great in every way. He's just too self-disciplined. All he thinks about is his career arc, not his romance arc."
Dragon Protagonist System B sighed. "My protagonist's heart is cold and hard as iron. No matter how beautiful someone is, he won't go easy on them."
Dragon Protagonist System C sighed. "My protagonist has no interest in romance. He goes into seclusion for hundreds of years at a time. He's about to become a ten-thousand-year-old bachelor!"
The rookie Dragon Protagonist System: "..."
Oh? So Dragon Protagonist Systems are supposed to be paired with Dragon Protagonists?
And why does my protagonist have no interest in a career at all? He only wants to raise his Host, and he only works on his career so his Host can have a better life.
The rookie System looked at the little egg being held and comforted in the Dragon Protagonist's arms, deep in thought.
Is something wrong here??!!!!
① Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Never look down on a poor young man. But what if the fiancée who breaks off the engagement is a little piglet who wants to elope with him??!
For his wife, he has no choice but to work hard and become the ancestor!
② A disabled, discarded son of a wealthy family, but his wife in the arranged marriage is a chubby guinea pig with no legs...
For his wife to live in a bigger house, he has no choice but to become the family heir!
③ A top-tier star, vilified across the internet and ready to leave the industry, gets framed by his newly hired assistant.
The assistant turns out to be a lop-eared rabbit... For his wife, he has no choice but to keep making money and building his career!
④ A disgraced crown prince, who had already planned to die in the cold palace, is granted a marriage. His bride is an adorable little dragon.
For his wife, he has no choice but to become emperor!
⑤ A good-for-nothing celestial master in the world of mysticism suddenly gets a little butterfly wife.
For his wife, he has no choice but to become the strongest celestial master of his generation!
All the tops in the blurb are the same person. There are no split personalities.
The worlds may change depending on how things look when I start writing... The bottom will take many different forms, not necessarily all fluffy. I'll see what inspiration strikes!
Core message: Study hard
It was so late to get to know each other, and it was so uncomfortable to watch her hanging all the time. [Heartbroken]
[Question mark] Madam, when will the spoiled wife system be launched?
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Can the author correct the typos? There are also many names written and mixed up.
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
When will the horse fall? Let us give you a notice.
Fat little pussy 🤩 takes a big sip 😍
"Shen Jiang is looking at the paintings below..." This is a big bug for the author~ Shi You
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"I gave it to four people after more than ten years..." This is a big bug for the author~ Driver?