The Whole Cultivation World Is Reading My Fanfiction!

This novel is also known as "The Whole World Thinks I'm a Casanova, But I'm Really Not."

1. Zong Xianglai is the protagonist of "The Immortal Venerable's Rise to Power." According to the original plot, he will gather followers, defeat villains, and eventually become the supreme ruler of an entire realm.

Unexpectedly, the Heavenly Dao slipped up, and a fanfiction storybook fell into the cultivation world.

The storybook describes him as arrogant and conceited, a womanizer who loves handsome men, constantly flirts with his senior and junior disciples, bullies his master, and eventually brings them all into his harem.

Zong Xianglai, still a virgin: ...

Fortunately, the fanfiction storybook only activates when he comes into contact with handsome men. So, he and the System peacefully set out to find the storybook.

2. Lu Zij ing is an assassin. One day, he receives a contract to assassinate Zong Xianglai.

Little scenes:

(I)

As Zong Xianglai and his friends travel through a village in search of fragments of the storybook, a child with a pinwheel, too young to know better, points at them and says:

"Ah, it's the Dragon Proud Sky and his harem!"

Zong Xianglai: ...

His friends: ...

(II)

After a great battle, the group is battered and disheveled. Zong Xianglai helps Lu Zijing to his feet, and the two touch. A villager passing by mutters:

"Another concubine. Even the emperor doesn't have as many consorts as he does."

Zong Xianglai: ...

Lu Zijing: ...

(III)

The storyteller slaps his wooden block on the table and declares, "Now, Zong Xianglai truly is one of a kind! He has three thousand beauties in his harem, and countless geniuses have fallen into his arms. Though we may envy him, surely the one he cares about most is still Consort Lu!"

At that moment, Consort Lu takes Emperor Zong's hand, his expression earnest. "No. I'm your rightful empress."

Zong Xianglai slowly turns to look at the culprit behind all this and smiles kindly. "Get lost."

Lu Zijing: "..."

[The first version of this blurb was screenshotted for the record on May 1, 2026.]

Coming soon: "After Dumping My Online Romance Big Shot, He Became My Devoted Puppy"

1. Xie Sheng'an is spoiled, domineering, and a flirt. One day, a friend recommends an ancient-character role-playing game to him. He opens it out of sheer boredom, and immediately falls for a handsome, cool, black-clad young guard.

Xie Sheng'an often flirts with him, enjoying the way the young guard goes from expressionless to red-eared. It is great fun.

Until one day, the young guard confesses his feelings.

Bored out of his mind, Xie Sheng'an turns around and uninstalls the game.

2. Bai Sui is a powerful big shot in Yancheng. While helping a friend test an unreleased game, he falls hopelessly in love with a character in the game and willingly becomes his dog.

His heart aflutter, he confesses to the character on the spot. He even thinks that spending the rest of his life with a game character might not be so bad.

But he never expects to be rejected.

When he logs in again, the vivid, lifelike character has become a cold NPC who only repeats the same lines.

He goes to his friend, who tells him, "I never heard the game had a romance feature. Oh, right, I also asked a few friends to find people to playtest it. You didn't know?"

He didn't.

All he knows is that a little liar tricked him, and he spent so many days being his dog.

3. No matter how Ren Baisui asks, his friend refuses to tell him anything about the other players. At a dinner with a business partner, the partner arrives with his son.

The young man smiles brightly, a mole beneath his eye catching the light. His every gesture is composed and elegant. "Hello, I'm Xie Sheng'an."

[Call me Master.]

The familiar voice echoes in his mind.

His grip tightens abruptly around his wineglass. Xie Sheng'an keeps smiling, without the slightest hint of impatience. After a long moment, Bai Sui takes his hand.

"Bai Sui."

Found you.

My... Master.

4. Xie Sheng'an's favorite thing is flirting with people who don't like him. Today, a man named Bai Sui becomes his target.

Screenshot taken September 16, 2026.

Theme: Stand up for the weak and fight the strong.