Unluckily, Tang Qingran transmigrated, but landed in the wrong place. He went from a world of modern technology to a cultivation world barren of entertainment.
The System's goal was still for him to become a world-class superstar.
Tang Qingran counted on his fingers. There were more than six thousand entertainment-barren little worlds.
Where on earth had he been sent? Was he supposed to build everything from scratch, create an entire internet, establish an entertainment empire, and finally become a world-class superstar?
Was he being sent to bring internet access to the countryside?!
No, even modern villages aren't this stripped bare. Even a black-market laborer isn't worked as hard as I am!
Sure enough, the whole world was a slapdash operation. He was done for.
But there was one piece of good news: as soon as Tang Qingran arrived, his senior brother, Zuo Wuyue, found him and brought him into the sect.
From then on, he spent his life mooching off his senior brother.
So what if he later found out his senior brother was the Demon Venerable? As long as he could mooch off him, that was all that mattered.
A senior brother has three great qualities: he eats with you, sleeps with you, and plays with you. Wait, no, that's wrong. Try again: he keeps you alive, helps you cultivate, and gives you money!
Ahhh! That's all wrong!
A senior brother has three terrible qualities: he messes with your head until your brain explodes. He's a ruthless client who keeps demanding game after game until you're sick of making them. And he's as hard as a rock, with two deadly weapons!!!
Tang Qingran silently took two steps back and covered his rear.
His senior brother was completely useless today!
Note! Not every senior brother is a Demon Venerable, and not every Demon Venerable is a dragon.
Tang Qingran reminds everyone to check carefully, inspect the actual product, and see whether there's a no-questions-asked, seven-day return policy.
None of the above applies, so make sure you read the product manual!!!
The whole cultivation world: Stop making your shoddy products and get the spirit internet running already!
And also, hurry up, Tang Qingran!
The senior brother who gets mooched off x the junior brother who mooches off him. Height and build difference.
Senior brother: 190 cm. Junior brother: 178 cm.
Theme: Work hard for a better life!
