The Villain's Precious Pearl

Formerly titled Men Keep Randomly Dropping at My Door

The complete story of The Carp and the Swallow next door is finished! Welcome!

Ji Lishu died from overwork after staying up late at her job in her previous life, then was reborn as Lishu, a farm girl living alone in the mountains.

Being reborn was great. No job, a dog for company, and a few fields to tend...

But before long, all sorts of strange people started dropping right outside her home.

Lishu looked at her field, wrecked for the Nth time, veins bulging on her forehead. She swallowed her anger, healed them, and ransacked them for quite a few treasures before sending them on their way, finally feeling at ease...

It wasn't until more and more people started dropping in, all crying, "Immortal Doctor, please save me!" that Lishu slowly tilted her head. Immortal Doctor? Who? Me?

One day, another strange person landed outside her home. Lishu healed him as usual and was about to send him off when she realized he was different from the others!

Not only did he ask, with ulterior motives, to stay with her, he also seemed to have seen right through her weaknesses!

Lishu wanted to make him back down, so she said offhandedly, "The only thing I'm missing right now is a man! If you want to stay, you'll have to marry into my family and serve me!"

Who knew the man would gaze at her with his handsome face and misty, beautiful eyes, then answer bashfully:

"All right."

Many years later, cultivators and immortal lords claiming to represent the righteous sects surrounded her home, demanding with murderous expressions that she hand over the demonic realm's remaining evildoers. They called her a demoness over and over.

Lishu was furious, but also puzzled:

Huh? The demonic realm? Its remnants?

Who?

She'd stayed home in the mountains all these years and never gone out. She hadn't done anything evil, had she?

There were only two people and a dog at home.

It couldn't possibly be her frail, sickly husband, could it?

Mini-scene:

Lishu: I have a friend whose husband gives her lots of money but rarely comes home. But he's very handsome. Is she being deceived?

Friend A: Definitely a trap. Run!

Lishu: I have a friend whose husband gives her lots of money but rarely comes home. Is she being deceived?

Friend B: Why does he rarely come home?

Lishu: He works in business to earn money for me.

Friend B: And what does he look like?

Lishu: A face like jade, handsome and distinguished!

Friend B: (suddenly conspiratorial) And... how is he in bed?

Lishu: (smiles knowingly)

Friend B: (slaps the table excitedly) What a wonderful husband!

Lishu: (laughs heartily) I knew it!

Scheming, sinister villainous dragon x seemingly harmless but actually formidable Immortal Doctor

*The hero isn't human, literally;

A heroine with ridiculously high combat ability;

Nontraditional xianxia;

Both are each other's first and only partner, one-on-one;

No women fighting over a man, no angst;

The heroine's background and origins will be revealed gradually...

Theme: If you can't beat them, join them