As the moonlight of Xiao Mountain, Bai Ying had always put on an act.
She pretended to be calm and composed, pretending to float about in white dresses, pure and free of desire. When her father brought home a delicate little sister and told her to look after her, and when the senior brother she'd grown up with blamed her on the girl's behalf, Bai Ying still acted as if nothing had happened, letting their unreasonable antics roll off her with a smile.
Then she kept up the act until she died.
Bai Ying: She was wrong. If she could do it all over again...
And then she really was reborn.
The bad news: She was reborn as the Demon Lord's maid, but with the face of that delicate little sister. The Demon Lord took his grudge against the girl out on her, and put her through hell.
Bai Ying: That's too much!
The unbelievably bad news: Her senior brother and the girl abandoned her in the Demon Realm, and her corpse, which should have rotted down to the bone by now... had been stolen.
Bai Ying: I'm done pretending!!!
She searched everywhere she could, but couldn't find her body. Just as Bai Ying was about to despair, she unexpectedly sensed that her corpse was in the Demon Lord's residence.
For ten years, rumors had circulated in the Demon Realm about their lord's strange tastes. Bai Ying had never known just how strange they were, but now she did.
Big brother, why are you holding my corpse in your arms???
And you've held it for ten years???
Currently writing: I'm a Judge on a Family Mediation Reality Show
After Hua Xiao was brought back by a wealthy family, her biological parents looked down on her for being miserly and from a poor, humble family. They couldn't bear to send away their pretty, famous fake daughter, so they had the two girls join a family mediation reality show together.
Their goal was to warn Hua Xiao to behave herself. It was already generous of them to let her enjoy a life of luxury, so she shouldn't try to take Yan Jiaoran's things. She should learn to be grateful.
Hua Xiao: Grateful for my big, fat ass!
If you don't show a tiger's stripes, people will mistake you for a capybara.
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Family under mediation #1:
An old country woman was brought to the city by her son to enjoy her retirement. But her pregnant daughter-in-law refused to serve her and expected her husband to massage her legs, cook, and do the laundry instead.
The old woman couldn't stand seeing her precious son suffer. She flopped onto the floor and wailed: "My unfilial son got a wife and forgot his mother! There's no place for me in this house!"
Yan Jiaoran tried to reason with the daughter-in-law and got snapped at too. The crew nearly got thrown out, and the entire internet was waiting to see what Hua Xiao would do.
Hua Xiao: No place for you? Fine, you got your wish!
She drove a forklift over, picked up the old woman, and dumped her outside, where she froze all night.
The next day, the old woman behaved herself. She stopped cursing, stopped being picky about her food, and almost stopped breathing when she saw Hua Xiao.
Mediation successful!
Her son couldn't bear to see his mother humiliated and yelled at Hua Xiao for abusing an elderly person.
Hua Xiao slapped him hard across the face. "You outsource your filial duties? And bully your pregnant wife? Come to your senses! Now that you have, don't just sit there. Go mop your wife's huge mansion!"
Families under mediation #2, #3, #4, #5
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Family under mediation #N:
The disabled eldest son from the first marriage runs the company from a wheelchair. He's gloomy and relentlessly bullies his two half-brothers despite his disability. Their father, the chairman, is at his wits' end and wants his three sons to get along.
Hua Xiao: Four legs and you still can't beat one? Maybe take a good look at whether your third leg is working.
Then to the eldest brother: You should get that thing up and running when you have time. Hemorrhoids are bad enough, but they can affect your fertility too.
That night, the disabled eldest brother's wheelchair rolled into her room.
Hua Xiao: The mediator doesn't apply hemorrhoid cream.
The man suddenly stood up and began to elegantly loosen his tie. "I'm just proving to Miss Hua that certain functions of mine work perfectly well."
Theme: Don't be a hypocrite. Face your true self.
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Good guy! Mi Ling, can I watch this without paying?
It's so frustrating to watch, I want to blast them all away, both good and bad.
It must have cost a lot to keep a woman's body healthy. In the end, there was no medicine left, so she probably didn't have any money left.
We are opening this on National Day! "He became anxious after I gave up the redemption of the black prince" (The male protagonist can hear the system of all attackers and eat his own food every day) As a defeated hostage, the person Meng Fei hated the most was the crazy princess assigned to him in marriage by the enemy emperor. The princess did not allow him to touch her. She also beat him, kicked him, and bit him. She only gave him a dog bowl for meals and called him a coward whenever she went out. Meng Fei: I am a hostage of a defeated country, so of course I am a loser. After he talked back, the princess actually chased him with a knife. ... I can't get through this day. All in all, Meng Fei hated her so much that after teaming up with Li Ying Wai of her homeland to breach the city gate, she was the first to sacrifice her to the military flag. But he didn't expect that Li Taojiang would wipe his neck with his sword and kill himself in front of him, with a relieved smile on his face, and he was determined to die. Meng Fei's mood was a little complicated. Later he dreamed about Li Taojiang's life. It turns out that in the princess's world, marrying him is the beginning of the whole life falling into the bottom. The fiancé who entered the Han Dynasty married his concubine. The noble daughter laughed at her, her brothers ridiculed her, her father treated her coldly, and her mother and concubine were unable to save her. Those dandy boys even dared to force her to a corner and tamper with her during the flower viewing party. Li Taojiang was so angry that she went home crying. Meng Fei was ashamed to find that he found her annoying and went back to her room to lie down. Li Taojiang scolded him for being a coward, and he talked back while eating. Meng Fei:... He really deserves to die. Unexpectedly, he was reborn and returned to the night he married Li Taojiang. Meng Fei heard that she was bound to a system called the Redemption of the Darkened Prince. The system screamed: Look, host, next to you is the gloomy and blackened little prince you want to redeem. Your life and death depend on him. The first step to make him love you is to take the initiative to do something you should do on your wedding night! Meng Fei was excited and looked forward to the princess coming to him again. Then, Li Taojiang glanced at him, sneered and slammed the door. System:? Meng Fei:? ——The whole world is attacking me ——My wife doesn't, she still beats me
Ah, he is really perverted.
Wow, it looks great. Please keep updating the author.
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