The Ninja World Welcomes the Arrival of Please Don't Die

The protagonist is at a disadvantage and gets bullied early on, for fewer than ten chapters, but things get better after that.

I’m the world’s biggest shipper of bottom boys! I especially love shipping young guys as bottoms. If that’s a dealbreaker for you, see you in my next story!

Look at the beautiful character design I commissioned!

One moment, someone was goofing off during a lab meeting, a dog from outside the fandom sneaking a bite of a Naruto ship. The next moment, they transmigrated.

No! Their degree!

The good news: they were reborn into the Uchiha clan.

The bad news: this era wasn’t the Shippuden era they knew best.

Uchiha Hiyomisaki, born prematurely, with an unknown father and a mother who was a ninja.

Hiyomisaki: a cape that greets the first rays of sunlight.

Poor kids grow up fast. Hiyomisaki started training to become a ninja at the age of three.

Unfortunately, every teacher shook their head.

Average talent, a reasonably sharp mind, but that was undermined by his utterly unimpressive stamina.

Uchiha Hiyomisaki: …

He hadn’t exercised since his last fitness test at the end of his junior year. Even when he’d been at his most athletic, running a kilometer was enough to make him throw up.

Then an accident happened, and he got his golden finger: Please Don’t Die.

It could restore someone who was on the brink of death to full health, but only if they were on the brink of death.

From then on, Hiyomisaki’s life became:

Stab, stab, stab, stab. Heal, heal, heal, heal.

Hiyomisaki: At least I’ve gone from a dog to a rat.

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The pairing isn’t decided yet, meow. Pick one of the Warring States F4, with different endings.

There’ll be a Bungo Stray Dogs bonus chapter later.

The moderators beat this blurb up ten times, and I deleted everything. Please go easy on me, dear moderators, sob.

Theme: Strive for a happy life together.