The Uchiha Playboy's Epic Fail

[Next story: Love and Fushiguro Megumi] --Story blurb below-- Uchiha Umi was originally just an ordinary ninja who liked good food and beautiful people. But after meeting Tomie, his life changed completely. At first, all that changed was the appearance of a tear mole at the corner of his eye. Then he grew more and more beautiful, until he developed a kind of demonic allure. The people around him began acting strangely, their fanatical obsession so intense that it sent shivers down Uchiha Umi's spine. He could deal with everyone else, but he really couldn't turn down people who were both powerful and gorgeous. Still, as lovely as beautiful people were, freedom mattered more. He really did like them, but being locked up was absolutely out of the question! What else could he do? Of course he had to run away! Thank goodness his Mangekyo Sharingan let him travel through time and space. Uchiha Umi, a disastrous playboy who always ends up in a mess. Uchiha Umi: Running away may be shameful, but it works. Uchiha Umi: I'm warning you, I can't resist temptation. Uchiha Umi: I'm sorry, I was wrong. I'll do it again next time, because everyone is just so gorgeous, sob... Planned worlds: 1. Catches Tomie in the ninja world, then gets caught out on the night of the clan's massacre. (Complete) 2. Falls in love at first sight with the orange-haired angel who saves him in Yokohama, then realizes the bandage freak is super hot too. Gets caught out. (Complete) 3. Gets noticed by the Demon King and taken away in the world of demons, secretly contacts the Demon Slayer Corps, then gets caught out. (Complete) 4. Returns to the ninja world and falls for the handsome grown-up Second Pillar, only for his brother to find out. Gets caught out. (Complete) 5. Goes to the Warring States period of the ninja world, loses his memory and grows up again, then gets involved with the enemy's white-haired second-in-command. His brothers find out. Gets caught out. (Complete) 6. In the world of jujutsu, the greatest curse, "Love," is born in his image. The strongest, 5t5, captures and locks him up. He ends up loving it and gets caught out. (Complete) --The ending arc (Complete) --The long bonus story (Complete) Please note: 1. A no-brains, everyone-loves-him OOC story. 2. Purity-minded readers, proceed with caution. The final pairing was decided to be Madara in the bonus story. 3. An unconventional playboy: a beautiful idiot who gets caught out as a matter of course. 4. The protagonist is definitely a scumbag, falling for one person after another. Theme: Finding the most moving love.