Yu Chi transmigrated into a book, completely in the dark. What kind of person transmigrates into a book without knowing the plot?
After losing all his cultivation, having his fiancee break off their engagement, and being rejected by his sect, he became a cripple who spat blood every few steps.
And that wasn't all. One day, in pouring rain, deep in the forest, someone cut out his immortal bone while he was still alive.
Hahaha, damn it! He gave up!
Just then, a fragment of a manuscript fell into his hands out of nowhere. It said that he was the chosen hero of the male-oriented power fantasy, Lord of the Nine Provinces. After enduring this inhuman torment, he'd have a lucky encounter, cultivate immortality again, inherit an unparalleled legacy, face-slap everyone who'd looked down on him, and ultimately kill the villain Lou Liansu before ascending to the summit of the heavens.
Yu Chi's eyes welled with tears. Wait, there's still hope for him!
Lou Liansu was born from boundless resentment, cold-hearted and emotionless by nature. After slaughtering an entire horde of demonic beasts, he stood atop a mountain of corpses as a bloody mist swept over the forest. There, he found a fragment of a manuscript.
It said that he was the ultimate villain in Lord of the Nine Provinces, and that he would eventually die a gruesome death at the hands of the protagonist, Yu Chi.
Lou Liansu read it without expression, finding it laughable. He thought he'd go kill Yu Chi right now and eliminate the threat for good.
But as he kept reading, the second half of the manuscript took a strange turn:
"He" and Yu Chi would fight until they developed an indescribable affection for each other. In the end, he'd cuddle, kiss, and embrace Yu Chi, indulging his tantrums, scolding, and clingy antics, acting like a spineless simp.
Lou Liansu: "..."
Standing in the rain-soaked forest, he looked at Yu Chi, barely alive on the ground, then at the absurd manuscript in his hands, and turned to leave.
Just then, Yu Chi saw his savior and cried out in a hoarse voice, "Brother, help me! The east river may run dry, but it'll flow again; don't bully a poor young man just because he's down!"
Lou Liansu: "...?"
He didn't think he could feel the slightest thing for a useless man like this. Maybe it was defiance against that ridiculous manuscript, or maybe he wanted to prove for himself that he would never end up like that.
In the end, he bent down, grabbed Yu Chi by the scruff of the neck, and took him out of the forest.
When Yu Chi saw Lou Liansu in the forest, he felt that the male-lead story hadn't lied to him. His friend Wen Shu from the original story had really come to save him!
He swore to himself that once he became Lord of the Nine Provinces, he'd give his friend half a celestial mountain and all the wealth and luxury he could wish for!
Having a friend is great! Friends are the best!
With his friend's attentive care, Yu Chi rebuilt his immortal bone and went on to live like a total badass. He was no longer the cripple who spat blood every few steps.
But every time he called his friend's name, the other man looked displeased, glaring at him with a gloomy expression and eyes cold enough to freeze a person solid.
One day, Yu Chi accidentally discovered that his friend also had a fragment of a manuscript hidden away. He was curious, but if he could have another chance, he would never touch it
because then he would learn that Wen Shu was someone else.
His friend was actually Lou Liansu himself, the villain he mentioned every day and swore to defeat.
Even more outrageous, the manuscript said that he would spend most of the rest of his life in Lou Liansu's bed!
Damn it! How did the author get the story so wrong halfway through?
Give him back his classic power-fantasy hero script!
Yu Chi was on the verge of tears. He packed his bags in the middle of the night and prepared to run. But before he could take half a step out of his room, Lou Liansu caught him.
Inside the bed curtains, Lou Liansu reached out and gripped the foot Yu Chi had kicked hard into his face. Ignoring Yu Chi's tearful sobs and angry curses, he raised his eyes and asked again and again, "Are you going to run away again?"
Reader's Guide:
1. Still bickering rivals, still an adorable couple
--- Archived on April 7, 2026
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