[Western Crossover] Timmy Gets Bullied Again Today

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Tim spent his adolescence in Lilith's shadow.

She's a demon, a lazy demon!

She stole his snacks, made him carry her schoolbag, dumped all her homework on him, and played pranks on him whenever she felt like it.

Whenever he mentioned her, people would say enviously, "That's so nice, having a friend you've known since you were little."

What's so great about childhood friends?

He spent every day getting bullied!

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Things went off the rails on an ordinary movie night.

Lilith watched the on-screen couple kiss, then suddenly turned to him and asked casually, "What's it feel like to kiss?"

"I don't know," Tim said.

"Neither do I," she replied with a sly smile. "Want to find out?"

It was exactly like a demon whispering in his ear.

And Tim fell for it.

The world must have gone crazy.

Otherwise, why had they suddenly started helping each other out?

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Tim thought he should take responsibility.

They hadn't said it out loud, but Lilith had to be his girlfriend now.

They held hands on the way home after school.

A curious classmate caught up with them and asked, "Are you dating?"

Tim hadn't even answered when Lilith cut in:

"Nope. We're just friends."

That demon!!

"You two are so close!"

No, no, no. Friends don't do things like that, do they? Had he misunderstood what friendship meant?

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She blew into his ear. "Want to come over? No one will be home."

Tim... Tim was bewitched again.

The little bird in his heart fluttered back and forth around his room, over and over. He bought what he needed, and what he didn't need, too.

Fully prepared, he opened the door to her house, only to find--

A pile of unfinished holiday homework.

"Ta-da! Thanks for your hard work!"

He knew it.

Tim, sweating buckets, squeezed the evil thing in his pocket.

"What are you nervous about? Is there something in your pocket you don't want me to see?" She leaned closer, their noses almost touching. He could smell her sweet fragrance.

His Adam's apple bobbed, and he stepped back guiltily.

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The duck detective wore an evil grin.

After being oppressed for all these years...

He was going to fight back!

Flirtatious type vs. serious type! Bring on the chase-the-duck romance!

Theme: Love can save the world!