Reborn as the Cannon Fodder Spirit Pet of a Split-Personality Demon Venerable

[A thick-skinned, upgrade-obsessed kitty × a split-personality cat slave. One cries at the drop of a hat; the other is a peeping tom.]

Mao Miaomiao transmigrated into a book. In it, she was the Demon Lord's spirit pet, fed well and living in luxury every day. But the Demon Lord kept her only to carve out her inner core and save the female lead. They even stripped off all her fur to make clothes.

What kind of spirit pet has it this bad?!

Mao Miaomiao looked in the mirror. Oh, a long-haired calico.

So she was a calico kitty!

Mao Miaomiao immediately packed up and ran, remembering to grab her food bowl on the way. But outside, cultivators were everywhere, all wanting to kill her and sell her inner core. Mao Miaomiao dodged and hid until she plunged into a secret realm, where she accidentally found an injured cultivator.

The woman said her name was Yu Fuguang, and Mao Miaomiao's eyes lit up.

That was the Immortal Venerable! A great person who would one day kill the villainous Demon Lord! An unbelievably good person who would expel the female lead from her sect for harming divine beasts.

Without a second thought, Mao Miaomiao latched onto her, and once again began living in comfort and luxury. But halfway through clinging to her new patron, she discovered that the Immortal Venerable was secretly meeting with the Demon Lord's Four Great Guardians. She was an impostor, and actually the Demon Lord!

Mao Miaomiao was horrified. Mao Miaomiao turned and ran!

After countless hardships, she finally found the real Immortal Venerable.

The Immortal Venerable stood in flowing white robes and looked strangely familiar. She took off her mask, revealing a face Mao Miaomiao would never forget.

“Kitty, you'll get struck by lightning for seducing me and then abandoning me.”

Mao Miaomiao rolled her eyes and fainted.

Damn it! The Immortal Venerable and the Demon Lord were the same person?!

The cultivation world is doomed!

Ever since the Demon Lord Mo Chenguang got a cat, the whole Demon Palace has been turned upside down.

The question the servants asked most every day was: “Did the Demon Lord faint today?”

The Demon Lord, keeping herself hidden, tiptoed up to the roof and secretly watched the little cat rolling around in the grass.

Cat: stretches

Demon Lord: So cute... qaq

Cat: chases its tail

Demon Lord: So cute... qaq

Cat: breathes

Demon Lord: So cute... qaq

Thump! The Demon Lord had been so overwhelmed by cuteness that she'd fallen off the roof.

Then one day, her cat ran away.

The Demon Lord was horrified, and immediately went after her.

The Demon Lord watched as the cat she treasured as if she were made of glass fought back against the people who wanted to kill her, the ones who wanted to steal her treasures, and the ones who tried to frame her.

The cat rampaged far and wide, stirring up chaos until she became a great demon queen, feared throughout the cultivation world.

Her cat seemed to have two completely different sides.

Demon Lord: What do I do? She's even cuter now! My cat is the cutest in the world!

She snooped and followed her like a thief, while her other half rolled her eyes. “She's just a cat. Look at you.”

The Demon Lord ignored her.

Until the Demon Lord had to return to the Demon Realm on business. When she came back, she saw that damn other half, the Immortal Venerable, holding her cat and fussing over her, snuggling her every chance she got.

The Demon Lord's eyes turned red. “I'll kill you!”

The Immortal Venerable dodged her sword and argued with perfect reason. “We're the same person. What's yours is mine, so don't be so stingy.”

Mao Miaomiao looked at one, then the other, and silently gazed up at the sky. You really can't communicate with cat slaves.

She brushed off her clothes and stood up.

I'm out. I still have my territory to patrol today.

Reader's note:

1. Mao Miaomiao is a cat, meow meow! I swear on my conscience!

2. This is probably a lighthearted, funny, satisfying power-up story.

Theme: Everyone loves cats.