[Earnest Puppy x Cool, Tempting Aunt]
Xu Fan is a traditional, honest person. She doesn't smoke or drink, and her favorite pastimes are watching documentaries and cooking.
But her girlfriend of three years broke up with her.
[She's got nothing going for her but her face. We dated for so long and never even kissed.]
[Don't get me started. The last person I hooked up with didn't know the rules, so I had to pass off the marks as mosquito bites. The crazy thing is, she believed it. Is there something wrong with her brain?]
[I'd have to be insane to marry her. I was just having fun.]
After deleting the anonymous texts, Xu Fan returned the engagement ring. Then, gritting her teeth, she went to a bar to get drunk. She stared at the dark brown liquid in her glass, steeled herself, and downed it in one gulp.
"You're drunk."
Xu Fan stared wide-eyed as the newcomer gently helped her to her feet. "I'll take you home."
She was just about to say she wasn't drunk when her left foot caught on her right, and she plunged headfirst into the other's chest.
In the chaos of that night, Xu Fan only remembered crying and shouting like a lunatic. When she opened her eyes, she found herself lying naked under the covers.
The bedroom door opened, and a familiar-looking woman walked in, with plenty of "mosquito bites" on her chest and the back of her neck.
"Here, drink some of this hangover tea," she said.
Xu Fan's head was pounding. "A-Auntie!"
The woman raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you break up with Jiang Lunian? Why are you still calling me Auntie?"
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Jiang Lunian was the second daughter of the Jiang family. She had always been able to do whatever she wanted, and the only person she feared was her aunt, Jiang Fei.
No matter how wild she got, she would always go timid and hold her breath whenever she saw Jiang Fei.
One day, she went to Jiang Fei's home to borrow her sports car. She wanted to rub it in her ex Xu Fan's face, hoping to get back together, but Xu Fan had rejected her.
As soon as she entered, she found no one in sight, but the villa was filled with a strong scent of pheromones.
Her aunt was always single, so Jiang Lunian assumed she was in heat. Thinking nothing of it, she went straight upstairs.
Then she heard Jiang Fei's voice: "That's too light... A little harder here. Mm, why have you been ignoring me lately?"
Jiang Lunian was mortified. She had never imagined that her usually aloof, unsmiling aunt could use such a sickly-sweet voice to flirt.
She had just turned around when the scent of green bamboo burst out upstairs, and the voice that reached her ears made her mind go completely blank.
"The lab's been busy. It's not that I'm ignoring you."
"Is this pressure okay?"
"...You're holding on so tight."
Jiang Lunian ran out of the villa in one breath. No wonder her aunt had seemed so cheerful lately. She had a new lover!
And that new lover was her ex, Xu Fan!
Those two had actually gotten together!!
Theme: If you love someone, then love them.