
[Football] What Kind of America Is This?
[足球]你这个美帝是什么美帝
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- Ongoing
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- 7k Words
- Genre
- Multi-Orientation
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 7mo ago
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- JJWXC
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AAA Five-Star Reviews
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Suddenly thought If I were a Tongren girl eating all Palo O (yes, sorry baby, I am a mammy bushi), based on Palo O's pica, I feel like I can squeeze/semen 💛💛💛 In fact, when I see Palo O eating raw meat, I think of Uncle Ba, but I feel that is too much. I will play vampire AU at most (baby, you are a vampire hidden in the crowd)
Tongrennv started to write an article, please note the premise, it is super vulgar! Ordinary food was as bland and tasteless as water, like chewing wax, and Palo O couldn't help but start to miss those sweet and pure foods. The souvenir ceramic tableware he brought back from Florence still contained a bit of soup, but Palo had no intention of eating any more. Pica is a strange disease. Before that incident, he could still feel optimistic and delighted in the unusually delicious taste of every item. His fresh blood was refreshing and sweet, exuding the fragrance of citrus; the wild flowers and grass tasted simple and honest. It is solid, with a mellow sea salt taste; the fiber fabric is chewy, and you have to tear it open in small bites and add seasonings to chew it better; the ice cubes will feel prickly when bitten, and the low temperature delays the pain, but the sting brings an extra sharp taste. Think about it, there are so many delicious things in the world! Although others may look at me strangely, so what? Resurrected from the dead, met the system, and had a chance to be reborn. If there really is a god, then he would be lenient enough to him. Enjoying those delicious tastes made him look forward to and happy for his future life. Palo is not ashamed of his illness and is proud of it. Moreover, this is a stereotyped label that he personally added in order to attract more melons and flowers, become a stronger American emperor, and live in a more planned way. But everything was different. He was drunk, and he couldn't remember anything. Only the slightly fishy smell in his mouth when he woke up, as mellow as salty butter, thick as yogurt, and with a faint sweetness. Pica makes all non-nutritive substances taste extremely good psychologically. This made Palo O shocked and couldn't think of what he had done when he was drunk. Especially now, he pursed his lips, and the taste buds on his tongue were still feeling the taste that was so good that it made his soul tremble. It was wet, sticky, shocking and frightening... He entered the bathroom with disbelief in his heart, and after gargling his mouth with the appetite of savoring it carefully, he hesitated and locked the door. [Everyone's taste is really different... I just compared mine...] Paloao was a little desperate. He almost forgot about the system because he was so shocked before. But now that he had come to his senses, Palo O quickly called the system to ask in detail, "What happened last night?" Who did this happen to me? The system didn't respond, as if it had crashed. Palo was suddenly upset and took a deep breath to regain his composure. Although it's embarrassing that something like this happened to the originally honest teammate relationship, isn't it possible to be a better leader and become an American emperor? Use this reason to comfort yourself. Anyway, my current body is a man's body, nothing serious, and I can continue to do it if the matter is dealt with in time. He deliberately ignored his subconscious thoughts about that kind of food, straightened himself out, and cheered himself up. Let's make sure who that person is first... He thought. Fortunately, he is not in that kind of vulgar little H-story. Otherwise, with the evil fangirl's big hands, I'm afraid he would have to compare them one by one to find that person.
I was specifically looking for a woman wearing a man's attire, but ended up finding a lesbian. Hahahahahaha. The system is going to shut down.
Do Inter Milan and Milan players speculate on CP? Wow, there is also a Luo Zhu script. If the Inter Milan youth training went to Milan, wow, there is also a Raul Guti script.
The title seems a bit subtle. I searched online and found that three feet seems to be 1m high, which is 100cm. The heroine traveled through time and became a 100cm tall man [covering face and laughing]. In this case, teacher, please come back quickly. Help the heroine grow 80cm longer
Teacher, I miss you very much in Jinjiang [poor] It turns out The wind that misses you has blown to Jinjiang teacher did you think of me Reminds me of the Jinjiang manuscripts on the banks of Daming Lake That year it rained apricot blossoms You quietly walked into my heart teary eyes longing You didn't even leave half a cloud behind Without you! I can't live in this white world anymore! Come to life! My dear author
Wait a minute, wait a minute, if you eat raw meat, remember to deworm it! Common sense is attacking. I always feel that there will be a long white parasite hanging behind the protagonist...
Sure, this is true brotherhood, heterosexuality [dog head holding rose]
Palo O: Ah, ah, this is not right. Let's start over again. This is not how it is played in Galaguimu. It should be that now I am unknown and have laid the groundwork in everyone's eyes. Bushi waits for me, the Dragon King, to return and everyone suddenly realizes. Bushi has come to be my friend and sell CP [dog head]
I can't help it. Why is it my cousin? Could it be that she was packed here with Sleepy Skin?