Has Gotham's Grim Reaper Met Today's KPI? [Western Crossover]

[Horror crossover, but not all that scary. Feel free to give it a try]

Reincarnated as Gotham's Grim Reaper, I inherit Gotham's sky-high accidental death rate and a KPI nine times higher than the one across the river in Metropolis.

I painstakingly design a massive explosion at Arkham Asylum. It could reap over a hundred lives at once and earn me a long vacation.

Everything goes according to plan, until a big, dark bat simply snips a single red wire and disables every bomb. My KPI drops to zero with a single click. Zero!

Vigilantes are much harder to kill than I expected. For the sake of my KPI, I create a secret identity and pretend to be a victim, working with the villains' traps and waiting for a chance to claim a double KPI by taking out both the villains and the vigilantes!

The Bat Family has lately had one failed rescue after another.

As an explosion swallowed a girl and the doll in her arms, Nightwing had just barely managed to save Batman.

Jason watched helplessly as the blonde girl was dragged into the darkness. Before he could cry out, Cass covered his mouth.

When the building collapsed, a concrete slab struck the black-haired girl Tim had rescued from the orphanage, right before his eyes.

The ocean swallowed the intelligent robot. Damian could not drag its heavy mechanical body and nearly drowned, left on the verge of death.

Damian was sent back to the League of Assassins. After waking in the Lazarus Pit, he repeatedly tried to repair the damaged chip.

The mood at the family meeting was grim. No one could come to terms with the girls' deaths.

Meanwhile, I was crawling around in the shadows, staring down my dismal KPI.

Who said vigilantes were easy to kill?!

Some time later, I was distraught and living on the streets.

From a distance, I spotted the Bat Family, whose names I had once written in my death notebook. I was about to slink away when a hand reached out to me.

The blue-eyed man I had dragged into death traps several times before curled his lips into a smile. "Coming back to the manor?"

Theme: Do no evil