The Bat-Snack Cat Can't Stop Healing People [Western Crossover]

[Completed! Please leave a five-star review, my dears! "Reverse Dick: Raising Dad Online" is now available] When Xie Lin bound himself to the English-learning System, he had already pictured himself fighting alongside Stark and becoming the Avengers' strongest ace. After all, not everyone got the chance to study abroad in New York, master English, gain superpowers, and join the Avengers, just as the System had promised! But right after binding himself to the System and imagining his future as a hero, Xie Lin blinked. Can someone tell him why he's turned into a cat? And he hadn't ended up in New York, but in Arkham Asylum, a place that only existed in the comics. The good news was that he was adorable, a black cat with blue eyes and white paws, just like Batman. The bad news was that the first person he met was the Joker! The Joker was grinning as he squeezed Xie Lin so hard his eyes nearly popped out. Xie Lin immediately told the System to give him healing powers! Max them out! The Joker froze. The Joker let go. The Joker buried his face in Xie Lin's belly and took a deep sniff. Thanks to his look as a stand-in for Batman and his healing powers, Xie Lin soon became the center of attention among the villains. He never expected to run into the real deal, Batman, sneaking through Arkham! He had no choice but to take the real deal to rescue Red Hood from the basement, only to discover Red Hood was gone and the Avengers he'd been dreaming of were there instead. The System really hadn't tricked him. It had actually brought him here to save the Avengers! Batman heard there was a cat at Arkham, a Batman lookalike, whom the criminals were fighting over and lining up to sniff. He thought it might be a version of himself from a parallel universe, and worried the other Batman had lost his memory and gone astray. So when he went to Arkham to investigate, he decided to look into the matter as well. ...He never expected to fall for the belly of his own stand-in. After a fight, he would sniff the cat. The more he sniffed, the more refreshed he felt; the more he fought, the more energetic he became. Even his old back and knee injuries seemed to heal! That is, until the cat suddenly turned into a young man. Xie Lin: Had enough? And where do you think you're putting your hands? *He'll turn human later! *No heavy angst, misunderstandings, melodramatic heartbreak, or tragic suffering. OOC is present. -Check out my upcoming story 1: "Gotham Cat Transformation Simulator" I am the eldest daughter of the Wayne family. My family is famous in Gotham for being too delicate to take care of themselves. My family gets kidnapped every few days, and this time the villains are livestreaming the kidnapping! At the critical moment, I bind myself to a simulator, the Gotham Kitty Simulator, which can simulate anyone's cat form. After successfully rescuing my family, I decide I can't keep waiting until disaster strikes to fix things. To protect my family, I decide to become Gotham's crime boss myself! After that, strange things start happening all over Gotham: a kidnapper turns into a black cat during a livestream; a cat with fur like straw brings in a sample of poison gas; a black-and-white kitten that looks like a penguin carries off the Iceberg Lounge's account books... Bruce dotes on his eldest daughter, Sweet. Her image, napping wherever she pleases, can be found all over the manor. Wherever there's sunlight, there she'll be, curled up in a ball, warm and fragrant from basking in the sun. Even when a magic spell that turns people into cats appears in Gotham, and the Batfamily and supervillains keep falling victim to it, Bruce never thinks it has anything to do with his eldest daughter. She's just a soft, adorable little pushover who loves to cuddle! What could she possibly be plotting? But after he brings his youngest son home, everything changes. Damian doesn't just give Sweet a hard time. He comes to complain to Bruce, too: "Father, I can't believe you tolerate such a useless waste of space in our family! And you expect me to call her my sister!" Damian's green eyes blaze with anger. "She can't use a shuriken. She bites holes in her utility belt. When she throws a smoke bomb, she chases after it for a mile!" Damian crosses his arms, his face full of disdain. "And you even cut down on how often she trains with me! You're far too indulgent with her!" Damian declares emphatically: "We cannot tolerate a waste of space like that in our family!" Bruce looks down. His eldest daughter is stretching while clinging to his pant leg, her little claws snagging several threads from his custom-made suit trousers without mercy. Bruce bends down and picks up his daughter, then gives his youngest son a disapproving look. "Damian, she's just a little kitten! She doesn't even have hands! How could she use a shuriken?" *The main story focuses on family affection. Theme: Study hard