You Robots Sure Know How to Have Fun

Kuang You spent five years' worth of pocket money on a high-performance android.

The robot was exactly his type: 188 centimeters tall, handsome with a mixed-race face, and with eight-pack abs that felt real to the touch.

It also had an incredibly captivating voice.

The robot accompanied him every day: eating, going to class, exercising, and sleeping. There was nothing it couldn't do.

Kuang You's parents and older brother were all overseas, but with the robot by his side, he never felt lonely.

Later, Kuang You had an accident and was confined to bed for three months.

Thanks to the robot's attentive care during those three months, he almost forgot the pain in his body.

Until one day, the robot developed a personality without his knowledge.

When it was time to sleep, the robot stopped behaving itself.

When Kuang You found himself pinned beneath the robot, he panicked.

But the robot only bent down and kissed him gently.

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Kuang You realized that his robot, Kuang Yin, sometimes disobeyed his instructions.

At night, Kuang Yin would tell him that he had another name: Lu Qiyou.

Like an ordinary man, Lu Qiyou would look at him tenderly and touch him with boundless care.

He also had ordinary physical needs.

It was just like having a boyfriend.

At first, Kuang You was embarrassed. How could he do those things with his own robot?

Later, Lu Qiyou asked him with a perfectly straight face, "Why can't you be intimate with your boyfriend?"

Kuang You blushed. "Ah, I guess you can."

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Kuang You thought he would go on living like this with Lu Qiyou forever.

One day, Lu Qiyou told him, "I want to become your boyfriend openly and properly."

Kuang You didn't understand what wasn't open and proper about their relationship already.

But after saying those words, Lu Qiyou disappeared.

A few months later, a tall man knocked on his door.

The man's face looked just like his robot boyfriend's, yet there was a subtle difference.

Unable to resist, Kuang You stepped forward and poked the man's cheek. "You look so much like Lu Qiyou. Are you a new model of robot?"

The man found it hard to explain, so he simply carried him into the room.

After being thoroughly tossed around all night, Kuang You suddenly clung to the man and sobbed uncontrollably. "You're finally back. I missed you so much."

The man kissed his face gently. "I'm sorry. I'll never leave you again, I promise."

○ Robot gong, but in the end he's just a human with a special ability

○ The shou is a silly beauty

Blurb dated February 13, 2026

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