Do I Have to Return the Strongest Sorcerer I Found?

Mu Huaixu had known since childhood that, with his innate Yin-Yang Eyes and Yang Spirit physique, he had a natural gift for cultivation and was destined to inherit his family’s funeral shop. So he worked hard at cultivating, running the business, and performing funeral rites (and enjoying the banquets afterward). After his grandfather passed away, he smoothly took over the family funeral shop. Then the country began cracking down on superstition. Without a license, someone like him didn’t count as a legitimate Daoist priest. Mu Huaixu closed the shop for a day and thought it over. Then he made a decision that went against all his plans: he was going to college! “There’s no need, really! We all know how capable you are, young Celestial Master!” Customer A tried to talk him out of it. Master Mu’s talismans were already hard to get. If he went off to college for four years, he wouldn’t have time to do business! Customer B was confused. “Aren’t all your clients private referrals? Ordinary people don’t even know about you!” “No. I have to go!” Mu Huaixu closed up the shop and tracked down a proper Daoist college founded by the Daoist Association. He insisted on taking the entrance exam and got in. Four years later, Mu Huaixu returned to his hometown with his diploma in hand. When word got out that the funeral shop had reopened, his old customers came rushing in with money, delighted to see him back. Mu Huaixu promptly held up a diploma issued by the Daoist Association. The customers didn’t understand what was going on, but prepared to praise him anyway. Mu Huaixu glanced at them, wearing the lofty expression of a hermit sage. “All right, I’m licensed now, so my fees are ten times higher!” The customers: …They knew it! … With his troubles taken care of, Mu Huaixu enjoyed a very relaxed life, until he came across a beautiful cat demon with blue eyes and white fur? After they stared at each other for a moment, Satoru Gojo, mistaken for a cat, was carried off to someone’s home. Gojo Kitty: …? Gojo Kitty was shocked, curious, and brazenly trampled all over Mu Huaixu’s territory, and on him… before turning back into a human. Pinned beneath him, Mu Huaixu closed his eyes. He’s already transformed? No wonder he’s the cat I picked! Satoru Gojo, who had been human all along: . … The strongest had been sealed, and the Jujutsu Society had fallen into chaos. In another world, Satoru Gojo transformed from a cat into a human again and sprawled across the sofa, all long limbs. “Oh, I’ve been sealed inside the Back of the Prison Realm, so I’ll be staying at your place for quite a while.” Mu Huaixu, who was already taken, twitched his ears and calmly replied, “You’re here every day anyway.” “But I used to be gone for a few hours at a time, didn’t I?” Satoru Gojo blinked. “This time, I’ll be here the whole time~” Mu Huaixu thought so too. Whenever Satoru Gojo went back, it was because he had woken up over there and needed to get to work. This time, that probably wouldn’t happen. He could show his partner the shop, go for a walk in the countryside, visit some banquets, or take a trip. He didn’t mind where they went. But after only half a month, Satoru Gojo disappeared again, just like before. What was going on? Even after being sealed, he still had to go to work? Was this ever going to end? How could the Jujutsu Society steal someone else’s partner? Mu Huaixu was devastated. He immediately threw himself into studying formations and, by relying on the bond between partners, managed to find his way to the Jujutsu Kaisen world. So you’re the ones who keep stealing people’s partners, huh? Coming soon: [Jujutsu Kaisen] Jujutsu Headquarters Begs 5t5 to Hurry Up and Go on a Date Satoru Gojo might be in love. “Might” because Jujutsu Headquarters had searched everywhere, but couldn’t find any trace of his lover. Still, his uncharacteristic habit of clocking out on time, his frequent phone-checking, and the sweet smiles he kept breaking into all pointed to something going on. Jujutsu Headquarters showed what they could do and sent Gojo away on a mission overnight. That very day: A video of two Jujutsu Headquarters directors making out went viral, and everyone at work, including the Jujutsu Sorcerers, started giving them strange looks. Jujutsu Headquarters refused to give up and sent the school principal to keep Gojo occupied. That very day: Evidence that a certain religious school principal was infatuated with cursed corpses and dolls, and had divorced his wife over it, was delivered to his ex-wife. Jujutsu Headquarters/Yaga: Where did this completely made-up stuff even come from? … Damn it, damn it, damn it! Someone was always trying to make his lover work overtime and ruin their dates. Mu Yanzhi, CEO of an AI technology company, stared intently at the beautiful white-haired young man on his screen and reached out to touch him: his lover from another world. Mu Yanzhi’s gaze roamed, trying to pierce through the screen and reunite with his lover. He wanted to lick Satoru’s fingers one by one, hold him by the waist, hear him talk, laugh, even curse, and feel the vibration of his throat with his hands and lips… The young man on the screen looked up, lifted his blindfold, and smiled triumphantly. “I’ve found you.” Mu Yanzhi’s eyes gleamed with excitement! Theme: Those who shine deserve to be cherished