Go Find Your Dad and Get Beaten Up [Western Crossover]

After Nightwing, Red Hood, and Red Robin put him through every kind of punishment, Akala flew into a rage and went straight after Robin's father.

Hand him over! Batman!!

He took on all kinds of identities and used a whole range of skills, from a top-tier doctor at Arkham to a third-rate street bum. He'd been burned, struck by lightning, and stuffed into a wheeled suitcase and thrown into a green-lit bathhouse.

But he never gave up.

A succubus only takes the best.

Batman, you're the best.

You little birds, just you wait! I'll have your dad come deal with you!!!

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Then he discovered that BatCat was real.

Damn it, being the other woman isn't how a modern succubus should behave!

Akala made a gloomy exit and secretly started shipping them.

Until he discovered that his friend, his former imaginary rival, the delicate Gotham rich boy, Bruce's four sons were so uniformly obnoxious that just looking at them made his fists clench.

Damn it.

He cursed once: BatCat really was real!

He cursed twice: the little birds were even worse than he thought!

He cursed three times: damn this modern succubus stuff. He's a traditionalist now: all in!

Bruce and Batman, hand them over!!

You brats, get ready to go home and be beaten by two dads. No, make that three dads, all at once! Hahahaha!!!

Akala cackled.

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Until he saw how Batman dealt with his little birds:

Batman, stern and grave: "You can't do that! Follow orders!!"

Nightwing: Haha

Red Hood: Heh

Red Robin: zzz

Robin: tt

The succubus trying to throw his weight around: ...

Well, good thing he hadn't put all his eggs in one basket.

Bruce, show yourself!!!

Bring out the charm of a sweet daddy! Melt them with your smile! Bewitch them with your voice! Control him! Take charge of him! Order him around!!

From now on, you will be Gotham's uncrowned king!!

Can't wait!

Jason clicked his tongue. "Old man, don't smile like such a creep."

Bruce: "..."

Akala: Not happy.

Damn it, he failed again.

He shifted his gaze toward Alfred.

Bruce: ?

Theme: Gotham-style fathers and sons: they are lord and subject, enemies, rivals in love...