Help! I've Transmigrated into the Mary Sue Novel I Wrote

Wen Ci, an author infamous for abandoning his stories and running away before the endings, woke up to find he'd transmigrated into his magnum opus from his edgy teenage years: The Demonic Young Master, Don't Kiss Me: The Cold-Blooded Demon Lord's Contracted Husband.

The good news: He was the author.

The bad news: He was about to be arrested for having no legal identity!

Wasn't transmigrating into a book supposed to come with a golden finger? Why didn't he have anything?

He struggled to stay alive for two days. When he was doing community service and some men in black shoved him into an unfamiliar luxury car, he finally broke down and shouted that he wanted to go home!

The domineering CEO sat down on the ground, accepted his request, and said he would give him a home.

Wen Ci: ??

And so Wen Ci and the domineering CEO began a chaotic life together.

Wasn't this supposed to be a contract marriage where they treated each other with respect? Why was the plot racing toward a more and more disastrous collapse?

He thought he could live peacefully like this.

Until one night, the alpha, eyes red, bit the back of his neck and wouldn't let go.

Wen Ci: That's not right!!!

Jin Chen'an was a true domineering CEO, having been steeped in CEO romance novels since childhood. He was having trouble deciding whom to marry.

After much careful consideration, he picked an omega with a high compatibility rating.

Before meeting Wen Ci, Jin Chen'an's life had been smooth sailing.

Then the two registered their marriage, and his life was turned upside down.

It seemed the entire world was spinning to make their relationship develop.

He couldn't take it anymore, until he discovered that he was nothing more than a fictional character in a novel.

And the author was the very person he'd carefully chosen as his marriage partner!

Even worse, he seemed to have fallen in love with Wen Ci...

On the day Wen Ci was about to leave this world, he clutched the other's sleeve tightly.

"You promised. You have to give us a happy ending."

Characters:

Wen Ci (bottom): A snarky, goofy author who transmigrated into a book and regrets his youthful recklessness every day.

Jin Chen'an (top): An aloof, picky young master, outwardly a top-tier scholar of domineering CEO catchphrases, secretly winning himself over.

[Reader's Guide] One-on-one couple, happy ending, marriage first, love later (though their romance is chaotic). The top and bottom have unusual ways of thinking.

Includes: a broken System, an absurd plot, a domineering CEO who wins himself over, and lots of terrible jokes.

Theme: I write the world, but we create love together.